Rodrick Heffley Quotes

You can’t blend in when you were born to stand out.

Being cool is a full-time job.

I’m too cool for school and it shows.

When life gives you lemons, throw them back and demand chocolate.

My life is a constant struggle between wanting to be fabulous and not wanting to put on pants.

If sarcasm was a superpower, I’d be a superhero.

My parents think I’m a rebel. I think they’re just too boring.

I’m not weird. I’m limited edition.

The only thing cooler than being cool is being Rodrick Heffley.

If you think I’m crazy now, wait till you see me after my morning coffee.

Teamwork makes the dream work, unless you’re on my team.

Life is too short to be normal.

I might be lazy, but I excel at it.

I’m not lazy. I’m just on energy-saving mode.

I don’t have a bad attitude, I just have a good one that you can’t handle.

I’m allergic to stupid people. Unfortunately, they’re everywhere.

My brain is like a circus, always juggling thoughts and performing tricks.

I’m more sarcastic before my first cup of coffee.

I can’t be held responsible for what my face does when you talk.

Normal is overrated. I’d rather be extraordinary.

If you give me chocolate, I’ll be your best friend for life.

I may not be perfect, but my hair is.

I don’t need anger management. I just need people to stop pissing me off.

Rodrick Heffley Quotes part 2

I may look calm, but in my mind, I’ve already set your house on fire.

I may be a nightmare to some, but I’m a dream come true to myself.

I may not be the sharpest tool in the shed, but I’m definitely the coolest.

I’m a lover, not a fighter. But I can fight if you mess with the people I love.

I’m not lazy, I’m just conserving energy for something more important.

When life gets tough, I put on my sunglasses and pretend I’m on vacation.

I may not have it all together, but together we can figure it out.

I’m not a morning person. Actually, I’m not even an afternoon person. Let’s just say I’m not a person until I’ve had my coffee.

I don’t have a short attention span. I just… Oh look, a squirrel!

I don’t need hobbies. I’m too busy being awesome.

If being awesome was a crime, I’d be serving a life sentence.

I’m not weird, I’m just cooler than you.

I don’t need a personal trainer. I have a fridge that constantly keeps me motivated.

I’m not clumsy; it’s an advanced form of awesomeness.

If you can’t handle me at my worst, then you sure as hell don’t deserve me at my best.

I may have a resting jerk face, but my heart is pure gold.

I’m not bossy. I just have better ideas.

I don’t have time for negative vibes. I’m too busy radiating positive energy.

I’m not afraid of hard work. I’m afraid of wasting my time on something that doesn’t matter.

I may not be a superhero, but I can save the day with my sarcasm.

Life is too short to be average. Be extraordinary.

I may not be perfect, but I’m perfectly unique.