Regular show quotes

Aw, man!

Epic high five!

You just got J.G. Quintel’d!

Maximum strength!

I call this one the ‘sleeping your way to victory’

Dude, quit clowning around!

I used to be a big shot, now I’m a big shot with a limp.

I’m allergic to manual labor.

Don’t be a baby duck, be a do-it-all duck!

I like being weird. Weird is all I know.

I’m sorry, what part of ‘party animal’ did you not understand?

I’m just trying to avoid game night, it’s like an ancient Mayan punishment ritual.

You must be this tall to let someone down!

It’s time to get regular!

I didn’t say it was your fault, I said I was gonna blame you.

I know that feeling! It’s called ‘the regular show bonk.’

Get ready for the ultimate amigo!

I’m not a baby, I’m a man!

No one should look that buff in a beanie.

You know what they say, if you can’t beat ’em, beat ’em up.

I’m tougher than a man that’s tougher than a bearded lady!

It’s like yelling at a cupcake for being delicious.

That’s a sandwich emergency!

No way! You are not endsville!

Prints the flavor right onto the buns.

Give me your phone, you turkey!

I just want to eat this pizza in peace!

Don’t worry, I’m a qualified professional moron.

I’ve been spending all my allowance on video games and inflatable toys.

I’m getting mad meta with you right now.

Just hold on, calm down, and stop thinking.

Death can only take me if it can catch me.

Sorry about the receding hairline, pops.

You don’t break up with pizza!

Let’s do this thing!

Game on, muscle men!

We never do anything regular, we always do it cool.

Just because you’re a trash can doesn’t mean you can’t do great things!

I’ll take one ‘don’t care’ and a side of ‘whatever.’

We gotta distract pops before laundry day turns into laundry year.

That’s not a good sign!

I want my mommy!

Time to bust out the crazy, disco, monkey, henchman moves!

Toilet humor can be quite clever when handled properly.

If you wanted a job done right, you gotta do it yourself, even if you’re incompetent like me!