Ralph Wiggum Quotes – The Most Memorable Lines from The Simpsons

I was once a tree house. I lived in a cake!

I’m a boy. Owl bites hurt.

Me fail English? That’s unpossible!

I’m Idaho! And don’t you forget it!

You choo-choo-choose me?!

I bent my wookiee.

Me fail English? That’s unpossible! Wait, is that what I said before?

I’m a Unitarian. I believe in all kinds of things.

Don’t worry, I’m a gummy bear. I can’t be hurt.

This is where I keep my supplies. Also, my lunch.

I’m Ralph! I wet my bed!

Lisa, my teeth are bored. They want something to chew on.

My cat’s breath smells like cat food.

I’m in danger!

I can’t come to school today. My butt fell off.

I hope Bart gets a ‘D.’ Better yet, an ‘E!’ Hahaha!

Me being mature? That thought is so babyish.

Lisa, are you mocking my face again?

Is there heaven for spiders?

I’m Ralph, the doctor said I wouldn’t have so many nose bleeds if I kept my finger outta there.

I was a naked cowboy!

I like men now!

It tastes like burning!

I’m Idaho! Do you know how many potatoes I can eat?

I can’t eat peanut butter, it sticks to the roof of my mouth.

I glued my head to my shoulder.

What’s a battle?

Would you like a seat? No, we have plenty!

I know karate… and two other Japanese words.

When I grow up, I wanna be a principal or a caterpillar.

Ralph Wiggum Quotes – The Most Memorable Lines from The Simpsons part 2

I used to have a bearded lizard. It died. Now I have a hamster.

I won’t be a brain doctor. I like my brain where it is.

I’m Ralph! I’m a funny little boy with a big head!

I made gammy special vitamin soup!

I saw a purple horse… and I’ve seen a bunny with a pancake on its head!

I ate my wookiee.

My cat’s got a poop problem.

I’m practicing smelling things with my nose.

I pretend Daddy’s job is in the house.

I’m gonna be a junglist!

Lisa, wanna swap lunches? I’ve got blood sausage!

Sometimes my mom corrects my grammar. I’m sorry, I meant always.

I’m going to marry Lisa Simpson — but don’t tell my mom.

I heard your dad went into a restaurant and ate everything in the restaurant and they had to close the restaurant.

I’m cold and there are wolves after me.