Rachel Green Quotes

Oh no honey, just look at that dress. It screams ‘buy me’!

On a scale of one to America, how free are you tonight?

I’m not high-maintenance, I’m the maintenance.

Welcome to the real world! It sucks. You’re gonna love it!

I’m sorry if that hurt your feelings, but I really don’t care.

If you want to receive, you have to give a little.

I don’t need a Prince Charming. I need someone who will make me laugh.

I’m a shoe addict, no rehab necessary.

I’m not a stop along the way, I’m a destination.

I may be small, but I’m not stupid.

I’m not a Ross fan, but I’m a fan of his last name.

Sure, I’ll marry you, just as soon as I find my lobster.

Don’t mess with a woman who knows how to accessorize.

Sorry, but I’m not sorry for being fabulous.

Let’s make like a prom dress and split!

I’m not bossy. I just have strong leadership skills.

I’m not a morning person, or an afternoon person. Basically, I’m just not a person.

I’m not just an average girl. I’m a Chanel girl.

If you want to be with me, you better have great taste in coffee.

I don’t chase after boys. They should be the ones chasing after me.

I’m a fashion icon in the making.

I don’t need a man to complete me. I’m already fabulous.

I’m not a damsel in distress. I’m a girl who can take care of herself.

I can’t believe I’m saying this, but I actually miss Ross right now.

I don’t need love. I need new shoes.

I’m not just a pretty face. I’m also really good at shopping.

Life is too short to wear boring clothes.

I believe in retail therapy. It always makes me feel better.

I may not be everyone’s cup of tea, but I’m definitely someone’s glass of champagne.

I’m not afraid to admit that I’m a little high maintenance.

I’m not needy. I just need a lot of attention.

I’m not materialistic, I’m just very, very particular.

I’ve been kissed by fire, but I’ve never been kissed by a bald guy.

I’m sorry, but I can’t be friends with someone who doesn’t appreciate fashion.

If I’m going down, I’m going down in style.

I’m not a pushover. I’m just too nice for my own good.

I don’t have time for negativity. I’m too busy being fabulous.

I’m not a regular girlfriend. I’m a cool girlfriend.

I’m not just a pretty face. I’m also really, really ridiculously smart.

I don’t have a problem with commitment. I have a problem with boring guys.

I don’t need a knight in shining armor. I can slay my own dragons.

I’m not here to compete. I’m here to win.

I don’t need a reason to dress up. I dress up for myself.

I’m not looking for love. I’m looking for a really expensive coffee table.

I don’t need a man to define me. I define myself.