Prince Philip Quotes

I would like to be remembered as someone who made a difference.

The biggest waste of time is regretting the past.

It’s better to light a candle than curse the darkness.

Change is the spice of life.

The secret of a happy marriage is finding the right person. You know they’re right if you love to be with them all the time.

I’m getting older, and I realize that there’s no place for telling jokes if there’s nobody laughing.”

I don’t think a prostitute is more moral than a wife, but they are doing the same thing.

When a man opens the car door for his wife, it’s either a new car or a new wife.

It’s easy to make a small fortune in the horse industry – just start with a large one.

I think it’s a complete set-up. Can you believe this?

You can take it from me, the Queen has the ability to upset anyone.

The whole country is united in support of Kendall.

I never see any home cooking. All I get is fancy stuff.

People think there’s something wrong with being eccentric.

It’s no good asking me. I’m just the bloody amoeba.

It’s all to do with the training: you can do a lot if you’re properly trained.

I would like to go to Russia, but the bastards murdered half of my family.

I just don’t feel so enthusiastic about seeing the Old Country before I see the New World.

I would get arrested if I unzipped that dress.

We don’t come here for our health. We can think of other ways of enjoying ourselves.

You have mosquitoes. I have the Press.

If it has four legs and it is not a chair, if it has got two wings and it flies but is not an aeroplane, and if it swims and it is not a submarine, the Cantonese will eat it.

If you stay here much longer, you’ll all be slitty-eyed.

Ghastly.

You’re too fat to be an astronaut.

I must be respected as an individual.

What do you gargle with, pebbles?

Can you tell the difference between them?

People are being educated stupid.

Yak, yak, yak; come on, get a move on.

You managed not to get eaten, then?

I wish he’d turn the microphone off.

Do you know they have eating dogs for the anorexic now?

I’d like to go to Russia very much — although the bastards murdered half my family.

British women can’t cook.

You bloody silly fool!

What about Tom Jones?

Deaf? If you’re near there, no wonder you are deaf.

You ARE a woman, aren’t you?

There’s a lot of it about.

You’re not wearing mink knickers, are you?

If you travel as much as we do, you appreciate the improvements in aircraft design of less noise and more comfort – provided you don’t travel in something called economy class, which sounds ghastly.

Oh no, I might catch some ghastly disease.

We don’t use that word in the Navy. We call them ‘drowned’.

Who’s Philip? Is he anywhere? Where is he?