Pimp Quotes Sayings

• Home is where the pillows are.
• This house runs on love, laughter, and lots of pillows.
• Goodnight, sleep tight, and don’t let the bed bugs bite!
• Sweet dreams are made of cozy pillows.
• Sleep all day, nap all night, pillow fights.
• Rest your head, darling, the world can wait.
• I’m a pillow princess.
• My headboard is a bookshelf.
• Rest your head, your heart is already home.
• This is my happy place: surrounded by pillows.
• Pillow talk is the best kind of talk.
• Today’s goals: coffee, pajamas, and lots of pillows.
• Life is too short to sleep on uncomfortable pillows.
• Happiness is a good book and a cozy pillow.
• Let’s cuddle up with some pillows and watch a movie.
• I’m not lazy, I’m just conserving my energy for pillow fights.
• My bed is a magical place where I can forget about the world.
• I have too many pillows, said no one ever.
• You can’t buy happiness, but you can buy pillows and that’s pretty close.
• Inhale positivity, exhale negativity, and snuggle up with a pillow.
• Nap queen.
• I never met a pillow I didn’t like.
• A bedroom without pillows is like a sky without stars.
• Dreams come true when you have enough pillows.
• The only thing better than a good night’s sleep is waking up to a pillow fort.
• I need more pillows like I need more sunshine.
• The pillow is my spirit animal.
• I don’t always sleep, but when I do, I prefer pillows.
• Pillow fort architect.
• The world would be a better place if we all had more pillows.
• I’m not fat, I’m just a pillow hoarder.
• When in doubt, add another pillow.
• Life is short, buy the damn pillows.
• Pillow therapy is the best therapy.
• My bed is my sanctuary, my pillows are my guardians.
• Dream big, sleep soundly.
• I have a pillow for every mood.
• Make your bed a place you want to be.
• Life is too short to sleep on flat pillows.
• Rise and shine, it’s pillow time.
• Sweet dreams are made of soft pillows.
• There’s no such thing as too many pillows.
• I love pillows more than people.
• Soft pillows, strong coffee, and good vibes.
• You can’t buy happiness, but you can buy pillows, and that’s pretty close.
• When life gets tough, cuddle up with a pillow.
• A pillow a day keeps the bad dreams away.
• Goodnight world, hello pillows.
• Your bed should be your happy place, and pillows should be your friends.
• My bed is my happy place, and my pillows are my accomplices.
• Let’s cuddle
• Sweet dreams
• Always kiss me goodnight
• Naptime is my happy hour
• Don’t forget to dream
• Sleep is the best meditation
• Counting sheep
• Happily ever after
• This is my happy place
• I love you to the moon and back
• Home sweet home
• Rest your head, close your eyes, and dream sweet dreams
• Snooze button champion
• Let’s stay in bed all day
• Pillow talk
• Dream big
• May all your dreams come true
• I never met a pillow I didn’t like
• Sleep tight
• Rise and shine
• The best things in life are the people we love, the places we’ve been, and the memories we’ve made along the way
• Today’s good mood is sponsored by my pillow
• I’ll love you forever
• Rest and recharge
• This pillow is a dream
• A good laugh and a long sleep are the two best cures for anything
• A day without a nap is like a cupcake without frosting
• Life is short, but sweet dreams make it longer
• Pillow fights and cuddles
• Let’s snuggle
• I’m not lazy, I’m just conserving my energy
• Happiness is a warm blanket and a good book
• Dream a little dream of me
• The comfort of a pillow can heal anything
• Life is too short to sleep alone
• My pillow and I have a love-hate relationship
• You had me at pillow
• Pillows are the stuffed animals for grown-ups
• I’m in a committed relationship with my pillow
• Pillow fortress
• The pillow is mightier than the sword
• A pillow is the ultimate therapist
• Sleep is the golden chain that ties health and our bodies together
• Pillow hair, don’t care
• A good pillow is like a good friend
• I’m a professional pillow fluffer
• The world’s softest pillow
• Let’s get cozy
• The fluffier the pillow, the better the dreams
• You can never have too many pillows

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