Pillow Sayings

  • Sweet dreams are made of pillows.
  • May your dreams be as soft as your pillow.
  • Pillow fight champions since [year].
  • I’m not lazy, I’m just pillow-powered.
  • My pillow is my happy place.
  • A good pillow can make everything better.
  • Inhale pillow, exhale problems.
  • My pillow is my therapist.
  • I have a pillow obsession.
  • Life is short, buy the pillow.
  • Happiness is a pillow-filled bed.
  • Pillow talk is the best talk.
  • I may be a pillow hoarder, but at least I’m comfortable.
  • Pillow fort, anyone?
  • My pillow is my best friend.
  • I have a love-hate relationship with pillows. Mostly love.
  • My pillow knows all my secrets.
  • I have too many pillows, said no one ever.
  • Pillow fluffing is my cardio.
  • I never met a pillow I didn’t like.
  • My pillow game is strong.
  • Pillow therapy: cheaper than a shrink.
  • I’ll sleep on it…my pillow, that is.
  • I could give up pillows, but I’m not a quitter.
  • My pillows are my comfort zone.
  • May your pillow be as cool as the other side of the pillow.
  • My pillow is my happy place.
  • Pillow forts: the ultimate nostalgia.
  • The world needs more pillows and fewer problems.
  • I never met a pillow fight I didn’t like.
  • My pillow is my safe haven.
  • Pillow talk is my love language.
  • A pillow a day keeps the stress away.
  • I dream of pillows.
  • A good pillow is worth its weight in gold.
  • Pillow fights and giggles.
  • Sleep is good, but pillows make it better.
  • I don’t always nap, but when I do, I prefer a pillow.
  • Pillow, sweet pillow, how I adore thee.
  • I’m not sleeping, I’m just resting my eyes on my pillow.
  • I need a hug…from my pillow.
  • I’m a pillow person in a pillow-less world.
  • Pillow fights: because sometimes words just aren’t enough.
  • I don’t have a pillow addiction…I have a pillow appreciation.
  • My pillow is my partner in crime.
  • Pillow forts are the ultimate escape.
  • I may have too many pillows, but I’m not counting.
  • Pillow forts are for adults too.
  • Pillows: because life is too short for bad sleep.
  • My pillow: the MVP of my bed.
  • Home is where the pillows are.
  • This house runs on love, laughter, and lots of pillows.
  • Goodnight, sleep tight, and don’t let the bed bugs bite!
  • Sweet dreams are made of cozy pillows.
  • Sleep all day, nap all night, pillow fights.
  • Rest your head, darling, the world can wait.
  • I’m a pillow princess.
  • My headboard is a bookshelf.
  • Rest your head, your heart is already home.
  • This is my happy place: surrounded by pillows.
  • Pillow talk is the best kind of talk.
  • Today’s goals: coffee, pajamas, and lots of pillows.
  • Life is too short to sleep on uncomfortable pillows.
  • Happiness is a good book and a cozy pillow.
  • Let’s cuddle up with some pillows and watch a movie.
  • I’m not lazy, I’m just conserving my energy for pillow fights.
  • My bed is a magical place where I can forget about the world.
  • I have too many pillows, said no one ever.
  • You can’t buy happiness, but you can buy pillows and that’s pretty close.
  • Inhale positivity, exhale negativity, and snuggle up with a pillow.
  • Nap queen.
  • I never met a pillow I didn’t like.
  • A bedroom without pillows is like a sky without stars.
  • Dreams come true when you have enough pillows.
  • The only thing better than a good night’s sleep is waking up to a pillow fort.
  • I need more pillows like I need more sunshine.
  • The pillow is my spirit animal.
  • I don’t always sleep, but when I do, I prefer pillows.
  • Pillow fort architect.
  • The world would be a better place if we all had more pillows.
  • I’m not fat, I’m just a pillow hoarder.
  • When in doubt, add another pillow.
  • Life is short, buy the damn pillows.
  • Pillow therapy is the best therapy.
  • My bed is my sanctuary, my pillows are my guardians.
  • Dream big, sleep soundly.
  • I have a pillow for every mood.
  • Make your bed a place you want to be.
  • Life is too short to sleep on flat pillows.
  • Rise and shine, it’s pillow time.
  • Sweet dreams are made of soft pillows.
  • There’s no such thing as too many pillows.
  • I love pillows more than people.
  • Soft pillows, strong coffee, and good vibes.
  • You can’t buy happiness, but you can buy pillows, and that’s pretty close.
  • When life gets tough, cuddle up with a pillow.
  • A pillow a day keeps the bad dreams away.
  • Goodnight world, hello pillows.
  • Your bed should be your happy place, and pillows should be your friends.
  • My bed is my happy place, and my pillows are my accomplices.

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