Pie Sayings

1. Life is uncertain, but pie is always a sure thing.
2. No matter how you slice it, pie is always delicious.
3. Pie is the answer to all of life’s problems.
4. When life gives you lemons, make a lemon meringue pie.
5. I love you cherry much (with a picture of a cherry pie).
6. I’m not arguing, I’m just explaining why pie is better than cake.
7. Keep calm and eat pie.
8. You can’t buy happiness, but you can buy pie, and that’s pretty close.
9. It’s not cheating if it’s pie.
10. Pie is the dessert of champions.
11. Life is short, eat the pie.
12. A balanced diet is a piece of pie in each hand.
13. Just when I thought I was out, they pulled me back in (with a picture of a slice of pie).
14. Apple pie makes everything better.
15. No one can be uncheered with a slice of pie.
16. Pie fixes everything.
17. You’re my pumpkin pie.
18. Happiness is warm pie.
19. I like pie, and maybe three people.
20. You had me at pie.
21. Don’t worry, be pie.
22. This pie is out of this world.
23. My blood type is pumpkin spice.
24. My brain is 90% pie.
25. Life is short, eat the chocolate cream pie.
26. I put the pie in happy.
27. Pie is love.
28. I have never met a pie I didn’t like.
29. The only thing better than pie is more pie.
30. Real men eat quiche… and pie.
31. All you need is love, but a little pie now and then doesn’t hurt.
32. I’m on a seafood diet… I see pie, I eat it.
33. When in doubt, bake a pie.
34. In a world full of cupcakes, be a pie.
35. Life is uncertain, but pie is a sure thing.
36. Happiness is warm pie on a cold day.
37. Pie fixes everything.
38. In a world full of desserts, be a pie.
39. I like my pies like I like my people: sweet and a little nutty.
40. Pie is love, in a crust.
41. Pie is the answer, no matter the question.
42. A pie a day keeps the doctor away.
43. Stressed spelled backwards is desserts. Coincidence? I think not.
44. You can’t buy happiness, but you can buy pie, and that’s pretty close.
45. Pie is proof that there’s always something to be thankful for.
46. Pie makes everything better.
47. Don’t be afraid to take a slice of life.
48. Pie is not just a dessert, it’s a way of life.
49. The best things in life are sweet, just like pie.
50. When life gives you lemons, make lemon meringue pie.
51. Pie is a slice of heaven.
52. Nothing says ‘I love you’ like a homemade pie.
53. It’s not a party until someone brings a pie.
54. As American as apple pie.
55. Pie is the ultimate comfort food.
56. Pie is a hug in a dish.
57. You can’t have too much of a good thing, especially when it comes to pie.
58. Pie: the reason for the season.
59. Good friends and pie make everything better.
60. Pie is a delicious way to celebrate life’s milestones.
61. Pie: the perfect end to a perfect meal.
62. Pie is the ultimate expression of love.
63. Pie: it’s not just for dessert anymore.
64. Pie is not just food, it’s an experience.
65. I never met a pie I didn’t like.
66. Pie is a work of art that you can eat.
67. In a world full of cupcakes, be a pie.
68. Pie: the original finger food.
69. Pie: the ultimate symbol of hospitality.
70. Pie is like a warm hug on a cold day.
71. Pie: the dessert that never goes out of style.
72. Pie: it’s like a party in your mouth.
73. Pie: the perfect balance of crust and filling.
74. Pie: because sometimes a slice is all you need.
75. Pie is proof that there is goodness in the world.
76. The only thing better than pie is more pie.
77. A pie shared is a love multiplied.
78. Pie: the dessert that brings people together.
79. You don’t have to be a superhero to save the world, just make a pie.
80. A day without pie is like a day without sunshine.
81. Pie: the happy ending to any meal.
82. Pie: because life is too short to skip dessert.
83. Pie is the best way to show someone you care.
84. Pie: the food that warms your soul.
85. Pie: the most versatile dessert around.
86. Pie: the perfect blend of sweetness and nostalgia.
87. Pie: it’s not just a dessert, it’s a tradition.
88. Pie is the dessert that dreams are made of.
89. Pie: the dessert that makes everything better.
90. Life is uncertain, but pie is always a good bet.
91. Pie may not solve all your problems, but it’s a delicious place to start.
92. I have a weakness for pie, but I call it my strength.
93. There’s no such thing as too much pie. Just not enough room in your stomach.
94. Pie isn’t just a dessert, it’s a state of mind.
95. If you’re feeling blue, have some pie. It’s the ultimate comfort food.
96. A day without pie is like a day without sunshine.
97. Pie is proof that there is still good in this world.
98. Pie may be humble, but it’s the hero of the dessert table.
99. You can’t buy happiness, but you can buy pie, and that’s kind of the same thing.
100. Pie fixes everything, especially a bad day.

Pie Sayings part 2