Patrick Star Quotes

Is mayonnaise an instrument?

I can’t see my forehead!

Firmly grasp it!

I wumbo, you wumbo, he-she-me wumbo.

No, this is Patrick!

The inner machinations of my mind are an enigma.

I can’t see my eyelids!

It took us three days to make that potato salad. THREE DAYS!

The Krusty Krab pizza, is the pizza, for you and me!

I’m not a Krusty Krab.

Just when I thought you couldn’t get any dumber, you go and do something like this… and totally redeem yourself!

You don’t need a license to drive a sandwich.

It’s called the ugly barnacle. Once there was an ugly barnacle. He was so ugly that everyone died. The end.

The only thing better than 24 is

15. I’m not a Krusty Krab. I’m not a Krusty Krab!

I don’t think Wumbo is a real word.

I’m ugly and I’m proud!

Who you calling pinhead?

I’m a Goofy Goober, yeah! You’re a Goofy Goober, yeah! We’re all Goofy Goobers, yeah! Goofy, Goofy, Goofy, Goofy Goober, yeah!

It took us three days to make that potato salad. THREE DAYS!

Once upon a time, there was an ugly barnacle. He was so ugly, that everyone died. The end.

I can’t see my forehead!

My ice cream bar!

F is for friends who do stuff together.

Look, Gary, doubloons! Don’t drop them!

I can’t see my eyelids!

I’m a Goofy Goober, yeah! You’re a Goofy Goober, yeah! We’re all Goofy Goobers, yeah! Goofy, Goofy, Goofy, Goofy Goobers, yeah!

Patrick Star Quotes part 2

I wumbo, you wumbo, he-she-me wumbo.

We should take Bikini Bottom, and push it somewhere else!

Did you see my underwear?

I forgot how to tie my shoes!

Are you Squidward now? …That’s okay, take your time.

Hello, is this the Krusty Krab? No this is Patrick.

I’m not a Krusty Krab!

I have a head Patrick.

I’m not a Krusty Krab! I’m not a Krusty Krab!

Leedle leedle leedle lee!

Once upon a time, there was an ugly barnacle. He was so ugly, that everybody died. The end.

It’s called the ugly barnacle. Once there was an ugly barnacle. He was so ugly that everyone died. The end.

I’m not a Krusty Krab!

Let’s take Bikini Bottom and push it somewhere else!

It’s not just a boulder, it’s a rock! The pioneers used to ride these babies for miles.

Where’s the leak, ma’am?

Hooray for Mr. Krabs!

Can I be excused for the rest of my life?