Don’t count your chickens before they hatch. Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side! A happy hen lays tasty eggs. Chickens are egg-cellent creatures! Feeding the chickens is something to crow about. Keep calm and love chickens. I love you more than my pet…
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Happy hunting and happy birthday! Another year older, but still as sharp as your hunting skills. Happy birthday! Hope your birthday is as exciting as hunting season. Celebrating another year of life, and another year of great hunting stories. May your birthday be filled with good friends, good food, and…
The only thing more infinite than the universe is a nerd’s knowledge. Being a nerd means never having to apologize for being smart. Nerds don’t just learn, they obsess. Geek out or go home. You can take the nerd out of the lab, but you can’t take the lab out…
Have a break, have a Kit Kat. Taking a break with Kit Kat. Give me a break, give me a Kit Kat. The perfect break with Kit Kat. One break, one Kit Kat. Take a break and enjoy Kit Kat. Make every break better with Kit Kat. Life is short,…
Thirty-five and still alive, let’s celebrate! You’re not 35, you’re just 25 with 10 years of experience. It took 35 years to look this good. Age is just a number, and 35 looks pretty good on you. 35 years young and fabulous. Thirty-five and thriving. Happy 35th birthday to someone…
Life is too short for boring hair Good hair days make everything better Hair doesn’t make the woman, but it definitely helps Hair is my canvas, and I’m the artist I make hair contact before eye contact A good hair stylist can make you feel like a new person Your…
Happy Father’s Day to the best dad in heaven. I miss you more than words can say. Although you are no longer here with us, your memory lives on. Happy Father’s Day in heaven, dad. To the dad who is no longer with us, I want you to know how…
Aim small, miss small. Bows before bros. Archery: It’s all about the release. You can’t hit the bullseye if you don’t aim for it. An archer without a bow is like a knight without a sword. Archery is not just a sport, it’s a way of life. The bow is…
Grow a beard. It’s the closest you can get to being a real life wizard. Beard game strong. Beards are a lifestyle. Behind every great man is a beard. A beard is the ultimate expression of masculinity. A beard makes a man, and a clean shave makes a boy. Beards…
Wishing you a magical and unforgettable birthday filled with all the unicorn goodness you deserve! May your birthday be as enchanted as a unicorn’s forest and as colorful as its rainbow mane! Sending you loads of love and rainbow wishes on your special day! Happy unicorn birthday! Have a mystical…
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