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I’m not a bartender, I’m a therapist with a bottle. In dog beers, I’ve only had one. I’m not a regular bartender, I’m a cool bartender. I mix drinks, not feelings. A good bartender knows when to stop serving, a great bartender knows when to start cutting people off. I…

Behind every smile, there’s a clown who’s shed a tear. Clowns aren’t just about making people laugh, they’re about spreading joy and happiness. Clowns are the magicians of the entertainment world, turning frowns into smiles and sadness into laughter. The best clowns know how to connect with people on a…

I’m beyond angry. You’re making my blood boil. I’m fuming with anger. I’m so angry I can’t even speak. I’m seething with anger. I’m about to lose it. You’re pushing all of my buttons. I’m seeing red right now. I’m about to blow a gasket. I’m at my boiling point.…

A tractor is more than just a machine, it’s a way of life. You know you’re a real farmer when you can operate a tractor with your eyes closed. Farming without a tractor is like driving a car without a steering wheel. Tractors are the unsung heroes of the farming…

Grow through what you go through. Bloom where you are planted. Life is short, plant flowers. In every walk with nature, one receives far more than he seeks. Plant smiles, grow laughter, harvest love. Where flowers bloom, so does hope. Life is like a garden, you reap what you sow.…

Don’t count your chickens before they hatch. Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side! A happy hen lays tasty eggs. Chickens are egg-cellent creatures! Feeding the chickens is something to crow about. Keep calm and love chickens. I love you more than my pet…

Happy hunting and happy birthday! Another year older, but still as sharp as your hunting skills. Happy birthday! Hope your birthday is as exciting as hunting season. Celebrating another year of life, and another year of great hunting stories. May your birthday be filled with good friends, good food, and…

The only thing more infinite than the universe is a nerd’s knowledge. Being a nerd means never having to apologize for being smart. Nerds don’t just learn, they obsess. Geek out or go home. You can take the nerd out of the lab, but you can’t take the lab out…

Have a break, have a Kit Kat. Taking a break with Kit Kat. Give me a break, give me a Kit Kat. The perfect break with Kit Kat. One break, one Kit Kat. Take a break and enjoy Kit Kat. Make every break better with Kit Kat. Life is short,…

Thirty-five and still alive, let’s celebrate! You’re not 35, you’re just 25 with 10 years of experience. It took 35 years to look this good. Age is just a number, and 35 looks pretty good on you. 35 years young and fabulous. Thirty-five and thriving. Happy 35th birthday to someone…