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Reality is just a figment of our collective imagination. The universe is a canvas, and we are the paint. In the midst of chaos, we find beauty. The only limit is the one you set for yourself. We are all stardust, and to stardust we shall return. There is no…

Wishing you a very happy birthday and a year filled with health, happiness, and prosperity! May this birthday be just the beginning of a happy journey that will lead you to an even more amazing future! Sending you lots of love and warm wishes on your special day. Happy birthday!…

I yam what I yam, and that’s all that I yam! Well blow me down! I’m strong to the finish ’cause I eats me spinach! That’s all I can stands, I can’t stands no more! Ahoy there, me hearties! I’m Popeye the sailor man, I’m Popeye the sailor man, I’m…

Laundry: the never-ending cycle. Laundry today or naked tomorrow? Laundry: because naked is not an option. Laundry: the ultimate test of adulting. Laundry is the only thing that should be separated by color. Laundry: the most boring chore, but the most rewarding. Laundry: the only thing that comes out of…

Wishing you a royal purple birthday filled with joy and happiness. You make every day brighter, but today let’s make it extra purple! Here’s to a birthday as bright and vibrant as the color purple! May your purple-themed birthday be as spectacular as you are! Today is all about the…

Happy birthday to a wonderful girlfriend who brings so much joy and happiness to our family! May your birthday be filled with love, laughter, and all your heart desires. Happy birthday! You make my son’s life brighter and more beautiful. Happy birthday to my son’s amazing girlfriend! Wishing you a…

Rhythm is my heartbeat, drums are my pulse. I didn’t choose the drums, the drums chose me. Drummers do it with rhythm and style. The drummer sets the beat, but the music sets us free. I’m not just a drummer, I’m a percussionist. Drummers hit it harder, louder, and with…

Bigfoot Saw Me But Nobody Believe in Bigfoot? You bet-squatch I do! Footprints in the forest? Must be Bigfoot! Bigfoot sightings: rare, mysterious, and totally squatch-tastic! Squatchin’ ain’t easy, but it sure is fun! If you can’t find Bigfoot, at least find some good hiking trails! Is it a bird?…

Life is sweeter with a bag of M&M’s by your side. M&M’s: the perfect treat for any occasion. Colorful, delicious, and always a crowd-pleaser: that’s M&M’s. M&M’s melt in your mouth, not in your hand. Satisfy your sweet tooth with the classic taste of M&M’s. M&M’s are the candy that…

Dachshunds are like potato chips, you can never have just one. I don’t always bark, but when I do, it’s at nothing. I can’t keep calm, I’m a dachshund owner. I’m not fat, I’m just a little dachshund-y. My dachshund is smarter than your honor student. Life is too short…