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Oy to the world, it’s Hanukkah time! Keep calm and dreidel on. Let’s get lit like a menorah! May your latkes be crispy and your jelly donuts be jelly-licious. Gelt-y as charged, I love Hanukkah! Happy Challah-days! It’s the most wonderful time of the year – Hanukkah! All I want…

Baptized and saved! God’s newest disciple Child of God The beginning of a beautiful journey May your faith grow with you Filled with the Holy Spirit Welcome to God’s family Blessings on your baptism Baptized in Christ Wishing you a lifetime of love and faith Born again in Christ Heirs…

It’s all downhill from here! Over the hill and still climbing! Another year older, but still young at heart! Age is just a number, and you’re still killing it! Congratulations, you’ve made it over the hill! Here’s to the next 50 years of your life! Aging gracefully is an art,…

A well-spiced dish is like a well-lived life. Food is the spice of life. Good food, good mood. A good salsa can make anything taste better. Good things come to those who cook. The best dishes are made with love. The key to a happy life is a full stomach.…

I ain’t a killer, but don’t push me. I’m living proof that money can’t buy you class. I’m in it for the money, power, and respect. Real gangstas move in silence. I’m a boss, not a worker bee. Gangstas move in silence, but their presence is always felt. I’m not…

Wishing you a Merry Christmas and a happy and healthy new year, dear postman! The weather outside may be frightful, but your friendly deliveries are always delightful! Merry Christmas! Thank you for always making sure we receive our packages and mail on time. Merry Christmas to the best postman ever!…

Wishing all the amazing women out there a very happy Women’s Day! You inspire and empower us every day. Happy Women’s Day to all the strong, beautiful, and amazing women who make the world a better place. Today, we celebrate the strength, resilience, and achievements of women everywhere. Happy Women’s…

I went to a fight and a hockey game broke out! If at first you don’t succeed, keep slashing until the ref notices. Hockey hair, don’t care. I have a two-minute penalty for being awesome. I’m not short, I’m just not as tall as my hockey stick. I’m not arguing,…

Keep calm and rave on! The music is the journey, and the dance is the destination. Eat, sleep, rave, repeat. Turn up the bass and let the music take control. Good vibes, good music, good times – that’s what raving is all about. Dance like no one is watching, rave…

May the light of Diwali shine bright in your life, bringing you happiness and prosperity! Wishing you a joyous Diwali filled with love, laughter, and lights. May the festival of lights bring you endless happiness and success in all your endeavors. Happy Diwali! May your life be as colorful and…