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Wishing you both a warm and joyful Christmas filled with love and happiness. May this Christmas bring you both closer than ever before. Merry Christmas! Wishing you a magical Christmas full of love, laughter, and lots of cozy moments together. May the spirit of Christmas fill your hearts with joy…

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45 looks good on you! Happy 45th Birthday! Don’t forget to make a wish. May your 45th year be filled with love, laughter, and lots of cake! It’s not the years in your life, it’s the life in your years. Happy 45th! Here’s to 45 years of awesomeness! You don’t…

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Tips for a spooky good time! Tip me if you dare! I promise not to haunt you if you tip me well. Don’t be scared to leave a tip! Halloween treats aren’t free, please tip accordingly. Tip me and I’ll put a spell on your next drink. A little tip…

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I make people handsome for a living Hair today, gone tomorrow Good haircuts don’t come cheap, and cheap haircuts don’t come good A cut above the rest Hair today, gone tomorrow, so make it count The man behind the chair I’m not just a barber, I’m a therapist too Hair…

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In jiu-jitsu, there are no excuses. Only submissions. Jiu-jitsu isn’t just a sport, it’s a lifestyle. Jiu-jitsu is like chess with your body. If you want to go fast, go alone. If you want to go far, go with your jiu-jitsu team. Jiu-jitsu is the gentle art of choking your…

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Mama needs some merlot. Mommy’s time out, wine time in. Wine not? I’m a great mom. Wine a little, laugh a lot. Wine is my spirit animal. Mom’s juice: a glass a day keeps the tantrums away. I’m not a regular mom, I’m a wine mom. Sip happens, wine helps.…

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I have too many bags, said no one ever. Bags are like friends – you can never have too many. Life is too short to carry a boring bag. A bag can make or break an outfit. When in doubt, add a bag. A bag is not just a bag,…

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A heifer a day keeps the doctor away. A heifer in the pasture is worth two in the stall. A heifer’s moo is music to a farmer’s ears. Bred heifers make the best mama cows. Calving season is like Christmas for heifer farmers. Don’t have a cow, just get a…

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Life is short, but your lashes don’t have to be. Lash goals: long, full, and fabulous. I woke up like this… with beautiful lashes. Lashes speak louder than words. I’m not perfect, but my lashes are. Lash game strong. My mascara is too expensive to cry over you. Lashes are…

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