Dear Mr. Vernon, we accept the fact that we had to sacrifice a whole Saturday in detention for whatever it was we did wrong. But we think you’re crazy to make us write an essay telling you who we think we are. You see us as you want to see…
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Anyone can be a father, but it takes someone special to be a dad. A father is someone you look up to no matter how tall you grow. A father’s love is like no other. The greatest gift I ever received was a father’s love. A father’s hug is like…
She believed she could, so she did. Success is not given, it is earned. Hustle until your haters ask if you’re hiring. Be so good they can’t ignore you. Success is not about luck, it’s about hard work and determination. Stay positive, work hard, make it happen. Doubt kills more…
A soulmate dog is a friend who knows all of your flaws and loves you unconditionally. Dogs are not just pets, they are soulmates who make this world a better place. A soulmate dog is the only one who can make your heart melt with a single wag of their…
Wishing you a birthday filled with love, joy, and happiness. May your special day be as amazing as you are. Sending you heartfelt birthday wishes on your special day. May all your birthday wishes come true. Happy birthday! Sending you lots of love and best wishes on your birthday. Wishing…
Art should disturb the comfortable and comfort the disturbed. – Cesar Cruz Art is not what you see, but what you make others see. – Edgar Degas The purpose of art is to wash the dust of daily life off our souls. – Pablo Picasso Art is a lie that…
You know what’s a good idea? Putting Gatorade in trees. It’s got electrolytes, plants crave electrolytes! Why use your brain when you can just use a YouTube tutorial? When in doubt, just follow the Twitter mob. The best way to solve problems is to blame someone else. Why think for…
Being around you makes me blush like a schoolgirl. You make my heart race every time you’re near. I’m so shy, but I can’t help but stare whenever you’re around. You’re my sweetest, secret crush. Every time I try to talk to you, my words get lost in my shyness.…
They say time heals all wounds, but some wounds never truly heal. If you can’t love yourself, how can you love someone else? I’d rather die for what I believe in than live a life of compromise. Don’t let the negativity of the world consume you; let your light shine…
Harry, I took care of it. I trimmed the hedges! – Lloyd Christmas You know what’s good for shoulder pain? If you lick my butt hole. – Harry Dunne Just when I thought you couldn’t possibly be any dumber, you go and do something like this… and totally redeem yourself!…
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