Oceans 11 Quotes

You’re either in or you’re out.

Leave the gun, take the cannoli.

I’m gonna get the last laugh on this one.

If you’re gonna steal, steal from the best.

I can’t wait to see you guys at the barbecue.

It’s not about money. It’s about skill and talent.

The house always wins, unless when it doesn’t.

You know what the problem with Hollywood is? They make shit. Unbelievable, mind-numbing shit.

You of all people should know Terry, in your hotel, there’s always someone watching.

I love it when a plan comes together.

You’re either very smart or incredibly stupid.

You’ve got to be nuts, too. And you’re gonna need a crew as nuts as you are.

I know more about casino security than any man alive.

You’ve got this twitchy little face that just makes me want to punch something.

Danny’s an ex-con. Dustman and I did time together.

Ninety million dollars is enough for me to stoop to impropriety.

I’m not sure we have enough time to discuss all the wrong ways I’m a father.

We don’t do the smorgasbord of crime.

You said she shook Sinatra’s hand, now you want to put her on lockdown?

A. We have a problem. B. Okay, it’s bigger than that. C. I’m in trouble. D. I’m dead.

Cause the house always has people on the floor.

Hang on, hang on, hang on a second. I’m trying to make a point here!

Oceans 11 Quotes part 2

I already am. Two time winner, best actor, right here!

See, these casinos are about this twinkle every 20 minutes. It’s enough to keep people putting coins in the slot machines.

You mean, are you in or out? Is that what you’re trying to say?

The moment you become predictable, you become vulnerable.

Just ’cause I’m from Mexico doesn’t mean I speak Spanish. I’m from Baja.

Ten oughta do it, don’t you think?

Someone doesn’t spend $78,000 on a bottle of wine, they assess it.

I think it’s time we went and saw Terry Benedict.

The Malloy twins are identical. They’re not Siamese.

There’s a 95 pound Chinese man with a hundred sixty million dollars behind this door.

Why do this? Because the house always wins. Play long enough, you never change the stakes. The house takes you.

Here’s the thing. She stole my money. Why are you asking me to work with her?

We’re just supposed to walk out of there with $150 million in cash on us, without getting stopped?

You shook Sinatra’s hand. You should know better.

What do you think is in those boxes?

Recon, my ass. Do you think the SWAT team’s gonna be sitting around in full gear waiting for your call?

We’re being too nice. We’ve got to get mean. We’ve got to get tough.

Are you suicidal? You’re asking me for the SWAT plans?

You’re not going to let me go, are you?

Never been one for fucking Alex, have you?

Someone hits me, I’m gonna hit him back.

Is that your policy? Is that something you learned from Shaw.

Names are for tombstones, baby. Y’all take care now!