Napoleon Dynamite Quotes

Gosh!

Tina, come get some ham!

I see you’re drinking 1%. Is that because you think you’re fat? ‘Cause you’re not.

Vote for Pedro!

You have a sweet bike. Where did you get that?

You know, like nunchuck skills, bowhunting skills, computer hacking skills… Girls only want boyfriends who have great skills.

What is this? The chicken or the egg? Either way, I’m not eating it.

Girls like guys with good skills. You know, like numchuku skills… bowhunting skills… computer hacking skills…

I spent the whole day trying to bring peace to the Middle East. You know, like, I murdered a sandworm.

Are you drinking 1% because you think you’re fat? Because you’re not. You could be drinking whole if you wanted to.

I wish you wouldn’t look at me like that, Napoleon.

If I win this contest, I’ll be able to take Trisha and LaFawnduh to the city.

Just follow your heart, that’s what I do.

You know, there’s like a buttload of gangs at this school. This one gang kept wanting me to join because I’m pretty good with a bo staff.

I caught you a delicious bass.

I like your sleeves. They’re real big.

I caught you a delicious bass. You need to go back to school, Napoleon.

Seriously, like, I want to be with you forever.

I don’t even have any skills… You know, like, nunchuku skills, bowhunting skills, computer hacking skills.

Napoleon Dynamite Quotes part 2

I’ve already won three elections for student body president.

Vote for Summer. She said she would take us all to the dance. And this whole school is, like, totally behind her.

You know, I’m not trying to be a dickhole or anything…

I like pie.

I’m pretty tall, so I think I can handle even the tallest of chicks.

Tina, you fat lard, come get some dinner!… Tina, eat your food. Eat the FOOD!

Looks like you’re stuck here forever, too.

Dang! You had to ruin my life and make me look like a friggin’ idiot!

I’m Rex, founder of the Rex Kwan Do self-defense system. After one week with me in my dojo, you’ll be prepared to defend yourself against anyone, anywhere.

You think anybody wants a roundhouse kick to the face while I’m wearing these bad boys?

If you’re gonna catch a predator, you need to do what Napoleon here does: pretend you’re a girl someday.

Whenever someone says they need to do the ‘Q-tip thing,’ that’s what I think of.

It’s all because you don’t have any good skills.

Like this one time, I found this dead body… and I just didn’t know what to do.

You think anybody wants a roundhouse kick to the face while I’m wearing these bad boys?

Tina, you fat lard, come get some dinner! Tina, eat. Eat the FOOD!

Man, I’m really craving some tots right now.

I’ll do whatever I feel like I wanna do, Gosh!

Napoleon, don’t be jealous that I’ve been chatting online with babes all day.

Girls only want boyfriends who have great skills.

You know, there’s like a buttload of gangs at this school.

Whenever I see a hot chick, I always think about the Ligers… It’s like a lion and a tiger mixed… bred for its skills in magic.

I love technology, but not as much as you, you see… But still, I love technology, always and forever.

Napoleon, you know we can’t afford the fun pack. What, do you think money grows on trees in this family? Take it back and get something else.

I see you’re drinking 1%. Is that ’cause you think you’re fat? ‘Cause you’re not. You could be drinking whole if you wanted to.

I don’t even have any good skills. You know, like nunchuck skills, bow hunting skills, computer hacking skills… Girls only want boyfriends who have great skills!