Muppets Quotes

Life’s like a movie, write your own ending. – Kermit the Frog

Just keep swimming. – Miss Piggy

The most sensational, inspirational, celebrational, muppetational… This is what we call the Muppet Show! – Scooter

Wocka wocka! – Fozzie Bear

Be yourself. Everyone else is taken. – Gonzo

Follow your dreams, except for the ones where you’re naked in public. – Kermit the Frog

It’s not easy being green. – Kermit the Frog

It’s time to play the music. It’s time to light the lights. – Dr. Teeth

Life’s like a boomerang: sooner or later, it comes back to get you. – Rizzo the Rat

Pigs in space! – Link Hogthrob

Life is like a cup of tea, it’s all in how you make it. – Miss Piggy

Beware of advice from experts, pigs, and members of Parliament. – Dr. Bunson Honeydew

The difference between a winner and a loser is a good attitude. – Fozzie Bear

The future is scary, but you can’t just run back to the past because it’s familiar. Yes, it’s tempting… but, it’s a mistake. – Kermit the Frog

I’m not a vegetarian, but I eat animals who are. – Fozzie Bear

The stars can’t shine without darkness. – Gonzo

Keep believing, keep pretending. – Kermit the Frog

I’d like to be the first Muppet on the moon. But the first thing I’d do is take a very long nap. – Miss Piggy

Never underestimate the power of a good snuggle. – Fozzie Bear

If you haven’t got anything nice to say, come sit by me. – Miss Piggy

There’s no such thing as bad weather, only bad hair days. – Gonzo

Do what you love, and you’ll never work a day in your life. – Kermit the Frog

An audience goes to a Muppet movie to have a great time with their family. – Scooter

The question isn’t who is going to let me; it’s who is going to stop me. – Miss Piggy

I think I’m cute. I know I’m sexy. I’ve got the looks that drive the boys wild. I’ve got the moves that really move ’em. – Gonzo

Don’t be afraid to fail. It’s the first step to success. – Kermit the Frog

It’s not the years in your life that count, it’s the life in your years. – Fozzie Bear

Wishing won’t make dreams come true. It’s time to take action. – Miss Piggy

To be yourself, you have to be different. – Gonzo

The best way to spread Christmas cheer is singing loud for all to hear. – Kermit the Frog

Oh, I am so taken with myself! – Miss Piggy

We’re all weird and life’s a little weird. And when we find someone whose weirdness is compatible with ours, we join up with them and fall into mutually satisfying weirdness. – Fozzie Bear

In the end, everything will be okay. If it’s not okay, it’s not the end. – Kermit the Frog

I used to be Snow White, but I drifted. – Miss Piggy

The only way to do great work is to love what you do. – Gonzo

Dreams are like stars, you may never touch them, but if you follow them they will lead you to your destiny. – Scooter

Always be yourself, unless you can be a Muppet. Then always be a Muppet. – Kermit the Frog

I’m never gonna take the easy way out! Even when the going gets tough, I’ll keep my chin up and keep moving forward! – Miss Piggy

Life is a song, sing it loud and proud. – Fozzie Bear

If you haven’t failed yet, then you haven’t tried anything new. – Gonzo

Don’t wait for the perfect moment, take the moment and make it perfect. – Kermit the Frog

It’s okay to be scared. Being scared means you’re about to do something really, really brave. – Scooter

The best part of life is not just surviving, but thriving with passion and compassion. – Miss Piggy

Life is short, so make every moment count. – Fozzie Bear

You have to go after your dreams, no matter how crazy they seem. – Gonzo