Mr. Krabs Quotes – The Wisdom of a Crafty Crustacean

I’ll squeeze every last penny out of you, my dear customer.

Money is always the answer. What was the question again?

The secret to success is a pocket full of money and a heart full of greed.

I can smell money from a mile away. It’s like my sixth sense.

Barnacles! Money doesn’t grow on trees, but it does fall from the pockets of fools.

Never underestimate the power of a well-placed tip.

There’s no such thing as too much money, just not enough things to spend it on.

Some people say money can’t buy happiness, but I say they’re not spending it right.

In the Krusty Krab, money is the only language spoken.

If you’re not making money, you’re just wasting your time.

I work hard for my money so I can make other people work hard for me.

Greed is good, especially when it comes with a dollar sign.

I’ve never met a problem that couldn’t be solved with a pile of money.

Money is like a magnet, it attracts more money.

I’ve got more money than I know what to do with, and I’m still not satisfied.

I don’t just love money, I worship it.

A dollar saved is a dollar lost. Spend, spend, spend!

Money can’t buy love, but it can buy a pretty convincing substitute.

I wear my greed like a badge of honor.

Why settle for ordinary when you can have extraordinary for the right price?

If you can’t afford it, you don’t deserve it.

Mr. Krabs Quotes – The Wisdom of a Crafty Crustacean part 2

I may be cheap, but I’m worth every penny.

I don’t believe in luck, only money.

Life’s too short to be counting pennies. Let’s make it rain!

Money makes the world go round, and I’m the one holding the wheel.

I see money as an investment in my own happiness.

The more money I have, the better my life becomes. It’s simple math.

I’ve got 99 problems, but a lack of money ain’t one.

You can’t buy happiness, but you can buy a yacht and sail pretty close to it.

I may be a cheapskate, but I’m a cheapskate with a boatload of cash.

The more money I spend, the richer I become.

Money can’t buy you love, but it can buy you a pretty good imitation.

I don’t work for the money, the money works for me.

I’m not materialistic, just financially inclined.

I’ve made a lot of money in my life, and I’ve never once regretted it.

What’s the point of having money if you don’t use it to buy happiness?

I’m not stingy, I’m just fiscally responsible.

Money can’t buy happiness, but it sure can rent it for a while.

I don’t need a million dollars to be happy, but it sure does help.

I have a love-hate relationship with money. I love it when I have it and hate it when I don’t.

I have an advanced degree in counting money. It’s called a PhD (Profit Hunting Degree).

I have a special language: money. And I’m fluent in it.

Money is my superpower. I can turn it into anything I desire.

I’ve never met a dollar bill I didn’t like.

Money may not buy happiness, but it can sure make sadness a lot more bearable.