Monty Python Black Knight Quotes

None shall pass!

It’s just a flesh wound.

I’ve had worse.

You’re a loony.

I’m invincible!

Alright, we’ll call it a draw.

What are you gonna do, bleed on me?

Tis but a scratch.

I’ll bite your legs off!

You fight with the strength of many men, Sir Knight.

I’m not dead yet.

I’m having a better time.

I move for no man.

Go away or I shall taunt you a second time.

You make me sad.

You yellow bastards, come back here and take what’s coming to you!

I’ve got all my limbs!

You’ll soon be off the bridge, and I shall be laughing.

I’ll challenge you to a duel!

I’ll gnaw your bones!

You’ve got no arms left!

I can still fight!

Chicken!

I’ve got you right where I want you!

I’ll tear your arms off!

You’re a disgrace to knights everywhere.

Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries.

You’ve got no chance against me!

Stand and deliver!

I shall leave you limbless, like the Black Knight.

Your sword is no match for my invincibility!

I’ve got nerves of steel.

I can take whatever you throw at me.

You may have wounded me, but I won’t give up.

You fight like a dairy farmer.

I’ll chop your head off!

You’ve merely scratched the surface.

Monty Python Black Knight Quotes part 2

Come back and take what’s coming to you!

You’re nothing but a stump.

I’ll make a kebab out of you!

I can fight on one leg!

Call yourself a knight?

I’ll show you what a real knight can do!

Come on, fight me like a man!

I’m the Black Knight, and I never back down!