Mommie Dearest Quotes

No wire hangers – ever!

I’m not mad at you. I’m mad at the dirt!

Respect isn’t given, it’s earned!

Don’t f**k with me, fellas!

I am big. It’s the pictures that got small.

I never wanted to be a homemaker. I wanted to be a career woman!

Tina! Bring me the axe!

You are not one of us!

I’m not mad at you. I just expect more from you!

I want a world where every little girl knows they can do and be anything!

I’m not settling for anything less than perfection!

You bet your sweet ass!

Don’t ever doubt me again!

I’m tired of your endless excuses!

I’m not here to make friends. I’m here to win!

You’re my child and I’ll do whatever it takes to make you great!

The world won’t cater to you, so you have to fight for what you want!

If you want something done right, you have to do it yourself!

I gave you everything and this is how you repay me?

There’s no such thing as a free lunch!

You’re lucky to have me as your mother!

I will not be ignored!

You don’t know what it’s like to be in my shoes!

I may be tough, but that’s because the world is tough!

You think you’re smarter than me? Think again!

I didn’t come this far to give up!

I’m a force to be reckoned with!

I’m raising you to be strong and independent!

Don’t settle for average. Strive for greatness!

I’m not afraid to make tough decisions for your own good!

I never asked for your opinion!

I’ll be damned if I let anyone take advantage of you!

You’re not entitled to anything. You have to earn it!

I’ll be damned if I let anyone hold me back!

I worked my ass off to give you a better life!

I’m not a regular mom, I’m a cool mom!

I didn’t come this far to be mediocre!

I won’t let anyone stand in the way of your dreams!

You better believe in yourself, because I believe in you!

Success is not for the weak-hearted!

You’re my legacy, and I expect greatness from you!

I’ll do whatever it takes to protect my family!

I won’t let anyone dim your light!

I’m not here to please everyone. I’m here to do what’s right!

You’re capable of achieving anything, as long as you work for it!