Minion quotes

Banana!

I’m with stupid.

I am one in a minion.

I can’t adult today, I’m being a minion.

I’m not short, I’m minion-sized.

Keep calm and love minions.

I’m the king of the minions.

I’m definitely not a morning minion.

Minions make everything better.

I don’t need coffee, I just need minions.

You’re the Carl to my Kevin.

I’m not lazy, I’m just embracing my inner minion.

I’m on a minion mission.

Happiness is a minion-filled day.

I’m minion-obsessed and I’m proud.

Sorry, can’t talk right now, busy being a minion.

You’re one in a minion.

Minions are the true superheroes.

There’s no such thing as too many minions.

I speak fluent minion.

Why be normal when you can be a minion?

Keep calm and minion on.

Minions bring out the best in me.

I’m a minion magnet.

Don’t be a grumpy Gru, be a happy minion.

Life is better with minions.

I’m a minion at heart.

Minion power!

Minions make everything more fun.

I don’t need a therapist, I just need minions.

I’m a minion in training.

I’m not bossy, I just have minion leadership skills.

My spirit animal is a minion.

I’m a proud minion lover.

Minions make the world a brighter place.

I’m minion-licious.

Minions bring me joy.

Minion life is the best life.

I’m minion obssessed and I don’t care who knows it.

Stay calm and minion on.

Minions rule the world.

I’d rather be a minion than a grown-up.

I’m minion-tastic!

Happiness is a room full of minions.

I’m a minionologist, studying the ways of the minions.