Mia Wallace Quotes

I said, ‘God damn’! God damn!

Don’t you hate that?

That’s when you know you’ve found somebody special. When you can just shut the fuck up for a minute and comfortably enjoy the silence.

Uncomfortable silences. Why do we feel it’s necessary to yak about bullshit in order to be comfortable?

That’s when you know you’ve found somebody really special. When you can just shut the fuck up for a minute and comfortably share a silence.

I must be trippin’!

I didn’t even know you had a special lady.

You can get a steak here, daddy-O. Don’t be a…

He’s a good pilot, he’s just a little eccentric.

I’m not a cop. I’m a fucking undercover! I was doing real work while you were suckling at your mother’s tit.

I said goddamn! Goddamn!

Mmmm… that’s a tasty burger!

Fox Force Five. Fox as in we’re a bunch of foxy chicks. Force as in we’re a force to be reckoned with. And Five as in, there’s one, two, three, four, five of us.

I’m an actress. I just want to be seen.

Every girl should have a pot.

I’m not gonna lie. It’s gonna be fucking messy.

Now, I wanna dance. I wanna win. I want that trophy, so dance good.

That’s my 60 seconds, honey. It was a pleasure. (after winning the dance competition)

Don’t you hate that? Uncomfortable silences. Why do we feel it’s necessary to yak about bullshit in order to be comfortable?

You can get a steak here, daddio. Don’t be a…

He’s not here, Honey Bunny.

Don’t you just love it when you come back from the bathroom and find your food waiting for you?

I don’t need you to tell me how fucking good my coffee is, okay? I’m the one who buys it. I know how good it is. When Bonnie goes shopping, she buys shit. I buy the gourmet expensive stuff because when I drink it I want to taste it. But you know what’s on my mind right now? It ain’t the coffee in my kitchen, it’s the dead nigger in my garage.

This royal with cheese.

It’s unfortunate what we find pleasing to the touch and pleasing to the eye is seldom the same.

Fox Force Five’s like a minor league. Twilight Zone.

There’s these boxes that we have to put the pieces in. And what pieces go in what box is determined by these little pictures that are on the box.

I said, ‘God damn’! God damn! Fucking Tobey’s hand over there, more in the guard oil. I’m fuckin’ engaging three and one, three quarters. I’m puttin’ that bitch in place.

You don’t listen, do you? I said, ‘Bathroom’.

That’s my bad, baby. I fucked up. I owe you a big-ass motherfuckin’ apology. I’ll apologize later.

I’d go over twelve percent for that girl.

That’s when you know you’ve found somebody really special. When you can just shu… yep.

It’s not psychotic. It’s a like… recipe.

Don’t fuckin’ Jimmy me, Jules. Okay, ’cause if you do I’ll shut this fuckin’ prick down on you.

Now that we know who you are, I know who I am. I’m not a mistake! It all makes sense!

Hey kids! How you boys doin’? (before the adrenaline shot scene)

What now? Let me tell you what now. I’ma call a couple of pipe-hittin’ niggers, who’ll go to work on the homes here with a pair of pliers and a blowtorch.

I haven’t had a Big Kahuna burger in a long time. (during the Jack Rabbit Slim’s scene)

What now? Let me tell you what now, I’m gonna call a couple of hard, pipe-hitting niggas to go to work on the holmes here with a pair of pliers and a blowtorch. You hear me talking, hillbilly boy? I ain’t through with you by a damn sight. I’m gonna get medieval on your ass.

Oh, I’m sorry. Did I break your concentration?

God damn it!

That’s it, Mia. That’s your motivation. Your inner warrior, you hear me?

Don’t you just love it when you come back from the bathroom and find your food waiting for you?

Three tomatoes are walking down the street: a poppa tomato, a momma tomato, and a little baby tomato. Baby tomato starts lagging behind. Poppa tomato gets angry, goes over to the baby tomato, and smooshes him… and says, ‘Catch up’.

I thought you said you love me.