Help is on the way!
I’m Mrs. Doubtfire, dear.
I hope you don’t mind me being a tad dramatic.
It’s a run-by fruiting!
Take chances, make mistakes, get messy!
I’m a hip old granny who can hip-hop, bebop, dance ’til you drop, and yo-yo, make a wicked cup of cocoa.
I’m a fun-loving housekeeper.
It was a run-by fruiting!
It’s a drive-by fruiting!
Remember, there are no two words in the English language more harmful than ‘good job’.
I’m not one to blow my own vertubenflugen.
Well, I hope you’re up to working with someone as dangerous as me.
I am fucking hilarious!
I’m a lady.
There it is, the silver lining.
I’m a man disguised as a woman.
I’m not wearing ladies’ underwear, I’m wearing boxer shorts… which are longer and safe.
My first day as a woman and I’m getting hot flashes.
Even if you find the right person, you gotta negotiate.
I like a man who gets a table at the roulette wheel and puts everything on black.
We’re his goddamn kids, too!
I don’t want to sound ungrateful, but I’m not equipped to be a single parent.
I can start working tomorrow, all I need is a job.
I’m walking in high heels, honey!
Oh, Sir, would you please ask your wife to take the giant stick out of her right butt cheek and just set her enough to let someone else have a crack at being happy?
She’s my whole world.
Eat up! Grow big and strong!
We’re like the Boston Celtics.
I came through the door, but I left my dignity in the car.
You get a free dinner for four at my house, if you survive.
All I ever hear is that stupid word from every direction: Lemon, lemon, lemon!
It was a drive-by fruiting!
My first day as a woman, and I’m getting hot flashes.
We shake our booties!
From the ashes we will rise!
We’ve got a bogey! Repeat, we’ve got a bogey!
What am I made of?
I can do it. I am a hip old granny.
I made a choice, I chose one over the other.
I’m jobless, semi-homeless, and loveless.
My first day as a woman, and I’m getting hot flashes.
It’s a drive-by fruiting!
I have to tell her… but how? No. Up, down, hot, cold, yes, no, rain, shine?
Oh, my god, I pierced the toast!
Did you see the news? There is a fire downtown, and a lot of people died!
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