Memorable Kindergarten Cop Quotes

It’s not a tumor!

I’m a cop, you idiot!

Boys have a penis, girls have a vagina.

I’m the party pooper.

Who is your daddy, and what does he do?

It’s nap time!

I’m the boss here.

I need a vacation.

You little ferret!

Stop whining!

It’s not a toy, it’s a keepsake.

I’m going undercover as a kindergarten teacher.

I have my eye on you.

You have no respect for logic!

Do you trust me?

We’re going on a field trip!

Don’t make me angry.

I’m going to teach you how to defend yourself.

You’re the Terminator, remember?

You’re not so tough without your gun, are you?

You’re like a kindergarten Rambo.

First you learn to walk, then you learn to run.

It’s time to stand up for what’s right.

You’re a hero in my book.

I’m not a police officer, I’m a teacher.

I can smell a cop from a mile away.

Life’s tough, wear a helmet.

No running in the halls!

I love my job.

You’re not the boss of me.

You’re one tough cookie.

Don’t mess with the teacher.

You have the right to remain silent.

Follow my lead.

We’re in this together.

Don’t give up.

Put your thinking cap on.

No pain, no gain.

You’re stronger than you think you are.

Memorable Kindergarten Cop Quotes part 2

It’s time to use your imagination.

I believe in you.

Kindergarten is a jungle, and I’m the lion.

Knowledge is power.

Let’s go on a learning adventure.

You’re a shining star.