Memorable Drake and Josh Quotes

Hug me, brother!

I’m batman!

Boys will be boys.

Ping pong rocks my world!

Happy go lucky!

Oh, snap!

It’s not rocket science.

Do you mind, I’m in the middle of a conversation here.

Just another day in the life of Drake and Josh.

These pancakes are making me all kinds of happy!

I’m all about that bass.

Who needs a gym when you can dance your heart out?

I’m cooler than a cucumber, in a bowl of hot sauce.

I solemnly swear that I am up to no good.

Better late than never, right?

I’m allergic to stupidity, I break out in sarcasm.

Life’s a game, you just have to learn how to play it.

Don’t hate me ’cause you ain’t me.

I’m too cool for school.

You can’t fix stupid.

Admit it, I made you laugh.

Why be normal when you can be extraordinary?

I’m not weird, I’m limited edition.

I’m not short, I’m fun size.

If you can’t convince them, confuse them.

I’m not lazy, I’m on energy-saving mode.

I told you, I’m a hugger.

Excuse me, I’m lost. Can you give me directions to your heart?

I’m the king of my own world.

Who needs a crown when you have a cool hat?

Sometimes you just have to dance like nobody’s watching.

I’m too old for this, but too young to care.

Memorable Drake and Josh Quotes part 2

Life’s too short to wear boring socks.

If you can’t handle me at my worst, then you sure as hell don’t deserve me at my best.

I may be a fool, but I’m a fool for you.

Love is like a roller coaster, full of ups and downs.

Why fit in when you were born to stand out?

I’m not weird, I’m just wonderfully unique.

Laugh until your belly hurts and your cheeks ache.

I’m not crazy, my reality is just different from yours.

Be yourself, everyone else is already taken.

I’m not perfect, but I’m perfectly me.

The best things in life are free, like a good laugh.

Don’t be a stranger, be a friend.

Life’s too short to be anything but happy.