Liz Lemon Quotes

I’m a star, I’m on top, somebody bring me some haaaam!

I pretty much just do whatever Oprah tells me to do.

Every now and then, we all need a little glitter.

I’m not superstitious, but I am a little stitious.

I’m not a regular mom, I’m a cool mom.

Some people say you can’t have it all, but I disagree. I believe you can have everything, just not all at once.

I’m not a vegetarian, but I eat animals that are.

Ambition is the new black.

I believe that all anyone really wants in this life is to sit in peace and eat a sandwich.

I am a woman who can clearly communicate her thoughts. I expect to be taken seriously.

I’m not a model, but sometimes I do like to strike a pose for no reason.

I don’t need a man, I’m fine with my collection of decorative pillows.

My natural hair color is ‘Stop-and-Stare Red.’

I’m not bossy, I’m the boss.

I don’t know who invented high heels, but all women owe him a lot.

I eat my feelings. And I have a lot of feelings.

I’m not afraid of anything except being bored.

I’m not a quitter, but I am a complainer.

I believe that all pizza is a personal pizza if you just believe in yourself.

I have a lot of flaws, but prettiness is not one of them.

I’m not good at saying no, and I’m definitely not good at saying yes. So basically, I’m just not good.

Liz Lemon Quotes part 2

I don’t need to prove myself to anyone, except maybe my therapist.

I don’t need love, I have a bag of Hot Cheetos.

I don’t appreciate being accused of things I’m guilty of.

I don’t need a man to complete me, but I wouldn’t mind someone to complete my Netflix queue.

I’m not a morning person. I’m a night owl who’s bad at math.

I don’t care what people think of me, as long as they think I’m fabulous.

I’m not a fan of exercise, but I am a fan of napping.

I don’t need a therapist, I have a pint of ice cream.

I’m not clumsy, I’m just in a constant battle with gravity.

I don’t need a superhero, I just need a good sitcom and a glass of wine.

I’m not a celebrity, but I do have a lot of opinions on celebrities.

I don’t need a car, I’ve mastered the art of teleportation.

I’m not a morning person, but I’m a brunch enthusiast.

I don’t need a vacation, I just need my bed and a good book.

I’m not a fashion icon, but I do have great taste in TV shows.

I don’t need a personal trainer, I can do jumping jacks in my living room.

I’m not a dancer, but I do enjoy a good dance party in my pajamas.

I don’t need a lot of money, just enough to buy an unlimited supply of snacks.

I’m not afraid of commitment, I’m just afraid of commitment to the wrong flavor of ice cream.

I don’t need a maid, I just need a magical cleaning wand.

I’m not a morning person, but I am a breakfast enthusiast.

I don’t need a therapist, I have my own version of ‘listening to my gut.’

I’m not the life of the party, but I am the snatch game winner.

I don’t need a lot of friends, just a few good ones who can quote ’30 Rock’ with me.