Legendary Old Gregg Quotes That Will Make You Laugh

I’m Old Gregg, I’ve got a mangina.

You ever seen a man… with a mangina?

I’m a scary fish monster.

I like to drink baileys from a shoe.

What’s your favourite way to pee?

Do you like me? I like you.

I’m not a fish; I’m a man-fish.

I’ve got a thing for shiny things.

You’re in my world now.

I’m more than just a legendary creature.

Have you ever danced with the old Gregg in the pale moonlight?

I’m the guardian of the lagoon.

I’m a master of the watercolors.

Let’s see what’s in your fridge.

Fishy, fishy in the sea, will you come and have a drink with me?

I can make you feel special.

I got a bit of eel in my pocket.

I’ll show you a real party.

I’ve got dreams; I’m full of surprises.

You can’t swim with me unless you believe.

I don’t bite, I nibble.

Old Gregg knows where the fun is.

I’m a legend in my own mind.

Let’s get together and schmooze.

You’re looking a bit boggy.

I see you’ve got the magic.

Dance like no fish is watching.

Come swim with me in the depths of imagination.

Let’s make waves together!

I am the aqua deity you never knew you needed.

The night is young, and so are we!

I’ll take you on an adventure!

You might find my love a bit slippery.

I’m here to tickle your fancy.

There’s beauty in the bizarre.

Have you touched the darkness?

I’ll let you into my world.

Mystery is where the magic lies.

Come out and play in my river of dreams.

Old Gregg brings the party to the lagoon.

Guess what’s lurking beneath the surface?

I’m the keeper of aquatic secrets.

We’re all just fish in a big ocean.

Every drop of water tells a story.

The glow of my disco ball awaits you.

True friends gleam like the moon’s reflection.

Join me for a spot of gilly weed.

Let’s make a splash in the world.

Old Gregg’s home is where the fun swims.

In the deep waters, I’m the star of the show!