Lazy Quotes Funny

I’m not lazy, I’m on energy-saving mode.

My favorite exercise is a cross between a lunge and a crunch. I call it lunch.

I’m not lazy, I’m just on power-saving mode.

Lazy rule: If I can’t reach it from my couch, it’s not worth having.

I’m not lazy, I just prefer to do nothing.

I wasn’t born lazy, I was just born tired.

I’m not lazy, I’m just conserving energy.

Lazy people fact #8647932683: You were too lazy to read that number.

The only thing I get up early for is to go back to bed.

I’m not lazy, I’m just on standby.

I can do anything, but only if it involves staying in bed.

I’m not lazy, I’m just on vacation mode… all the time.

Lazy people fact #8721638213: We know you’re calling us lazy, but we just don’t care.

I’m not lazy, I’m a pro at energy conservation.

I’m not lazy, I’m just highly motivated to do nothing.

I could be a morning person, if morning happened at noon.

I’m not lazy, I’m just pacing myself for the marathon of doing nothing.

Lazy people fact #1234567890: We’re like speed bumps for productivity.

I’m not lazy, I’m just allergic to exertion.

I’m not lazy, I’m just waiting for the perfect moment to not do anything.

Lazy people fact #9876543210: We’re just really good at not doing things.

Lazy Quotes Funny part 2

I’m not lazy, I’m just enjoying the art of chilling.

I’m not lazy, I’m just on a never-ending coffee break.

Lazy people fact #0123456789: We’re experts at finding the shortest distance between two couches.

I’m not lazy, I’m just fueling up for my next nap.

I’m not lazy, I’m just on a strict anti-activity regime.

I’m not lazy, I’m just allergic to Mondays.

Lazy people fact #1357924680: We never let motivation interfere with our laziness.

I’m not lazy, I just function better at a lower energy level.

I’m not lazy, I’m just conserving my energy for when I actually need it.

People say I’m lazy, but I prefer to think of myself as highly efficient in energy conservation.

I’m not lazy, I’m just practicing my hibernation skills.

I’m not lazy, I’m just on a permanent siesta.

Lazy people fact #2468013579: We’re just masters of efficient inactivity.

I’m not lazy, I’m just taking advantage of gravity’s free assistance.

I’m not lazy, I’m a professional relaxer.

I’m not lazy, I’m just an expert at optimizing leisure time.

Lazy people fact #3692580147: We’re just geniuses at doing nothing.

I’m not lazy, I’m just recharging my motivation batteries.

I’m not lazy, I’m just on standby for genius ideas.

Lazy people fact #4801592637: Our laziness knows no bounds.

I’m not lazy, I’m just in a committed relationship with my couch.

I’m not lazy, I’m just taking a break from being productive.

Lazy people fact #5716094832: We’re like time thieves, stealing moments of productivity.

I’m not lazy, I’m just on a long-term break from adulting.