Laugh Your Way into Thursday with These Funny Quotes

Thursday: the day that feels like it should be Friday, but it’s not.

Thursday: the day that makes you question if the weekend will ever come.

Thursday: the day that requires an extra cup of coffee to get through.

Thursday: the day that brings out the procrastinator in all of us.

Thursday: the day when you start counting down the hours until happy hour.

Thursday: the day that has all the potential to be productive, but somehow isn’t.

Thursday: the day when you realize the weekend is just around the corner, but still feels so far away.

Thursday: the day that tests your ability to stay awake during meetings.

Thursday: the day when you start planning all the fun things you’ll do on the weekend, instead of focusing on work.

Thursday: the day when time starts moving in slow motion.

Thursday: the day when you realize that the struggle is real, even if it’s almost the weekend.

Thursday: the day that proves we’re all just one step closer to Friday.

Thursday: the day when you wish time had a fast-forward button.

Thursday: the day that makes the weekend feel like a mirage in the distance.

Thursday: the day when your brain starts checking out early.

Thursday: the day that requires the most creative excuses for leaving work early.

Thursday: the day when you start considering a career change, just to avoid another day in the office.

Thursday: the day that reminds you that life is both long and short at the same time.

Laugh Your Way into Thursday with These Funny Quotes part 2

Thursday: the day that proves we all have a love-hate relationship with time.

Thursday: the day when you realize you could be doing something more exciting than work.

Thursday: the day when you wonder why there aren’t more holidays in a week.

Thursday: the day that tests your ability to resist the urge to call in sick.

Thursday: the day when you start making a mental list of all the things you’ll do on the weekend, even though you probably won’t do any of them.

Thursday: the day when you question your life choices that led you to a 9-to-5 job.

Thursday: the day when you start dreaming about what it would be like to be independently wealthy.

Thursday: the day when you realize that weekends are like mythical creatures that only exist in dreams.

Thursday: the day when you contemplate the meaning of life, while waiting for the clock to strike 5.

Thursday: the day that feels like a marathon, even though it’s technically closer to the finish line.

Thursday: the day when you start daydreaming about your next vacation, even if it’s months away.

Thursday: the day when you realize that time is a cruel mistress, always moving at its own pace.

Thursday: the day when you have to remind yourself to put on pants, because casual Friday isn’t here yet.

Thursday: the day that makes you question why weekends are two days and work weeks are five.

Thursday: the day when you start bribing the universe to make time go faster.

Thursday: the day when you wish you were a cat, so you could sleep through it all.

Thursday: the day that tests your ability to resist the siren call of the nap.

Thursday: the day when you realize that time flies, but not when you’re at work.

Thursday: the day that proves we’re all just cogs in the machine of capitalism.

Thursday: the day when you realize that you haven’t done anything productive all week, but still have one more day to make up for it.

Thursday: the day that reminds you that sometimes, surviving is the only goal worth striving for.

Thursday: the day when you start questioning the laws of physics, because time seems to move so slowly.

Thursday: the day when you start calculating how many hours of sleep you can get before the alarm goes off on Monday.

Thursday: the day when you realize that life is too short to spend it waiting for the weekend.

Thursday: the day when you curse the person who invented the five-day work week.

Thursday: the day when you start daydreaming about quitting your job and becoming a professional nap-taker.

Thursday: the day when you’re tired, but not tired enough to go to bed early.

Alfred Sorsazo

A seeker of inspiration and beauty in words. I share quotes that touch the soul, provoke thought, and inspire change.

Finding and sharing wisdom that helps you better understand yourself and the world around you. Why quotes? Short phrases contain incredible power - they can inspire, support, give hope, or just make you smile.

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