They say education is the key to success, but my locker combination is the real mystery.
Why did the math book look sad? Because it had too many problems.
If there’s a will, there’s an A.
I may be going back to school, but my ability to nap will always be honors level.
The only numbers I’m interested in are the ones on a pizza delivery menu.
School is like a prison sentence, but with longer breaks for lunch.
My backpack is like Mary Poppins’ bag, you never know what you’ll find in there.
I’m not a morning person. Waking up for school feels like I’m being sentenced to hard labor.
I don’t always study, but when I do, it’s five minutes before the exam.
School lunches: the ultimate test of my gag reflex.
I may be back in school, but my summer break memories will always give me an A+ in happiness.
My pencil case is a black hole for pens and pencils. They disappear without a trace.
Textbooks and I have an on-again-off-again relationship. Mostly off-again.
If procrastination were an Olympic sport, I’d definitely win the gold.
Why can’t class be as interesting as the comments section on the internet?
The hardest math equation is figuring out how much sleep I’ll lose this school year.
School is like a circus, and homework is the lion that keeps trying to eat me.
My favorite part about school is counting down the days until summer break.
Laugh your way back to school with these funny quotes part 2
Education is important, but have you tried pizza?
I’m not saying I don’t like school, but I’d be a lot happier if it had room service.
My study group should win an award for most off-topic conversations per minute.
People say high school is the best years of your life. If that’s true, I’m in for a disappointing future.
If knowledge is power, then my brain must be a nuclear power plant.
I may be back in school, but my summer mode is permanently switched on.
School may be tough, but my ability to make sarcastic comments is tougher.
I can’t fix my life, but I know how to fix a mechanical pencil.
People say hard work pays off, but all I’ve gotten so far are bags under my eyes.
Why go to school when I can learn so much from YouTube?
I can’t hear the teacher over the sound of my own thoughts.
Education is important, but have you seen my collection of memes?
I don’t always do my homework, but when I do, it’s because I’m avoiding something even worse.
School may prepare me for the future, but YouTube prepares me for life.
The cafeteria food is so bad, I’m convinced it’s a secret military strategy to turn us all into superhumans.
My handwriting may be terrible, but at least doctors will understand me.
Why study when you can just wing it and pray for a miracle?
They say knowledge is power, but I’ll stick with my superpower of procrastination.
I’m not late for school, I’m just operating on a different time zone.
The class clown may get all the laughs, but the comedy of my life is reserved for after school hours.
School hallways are like minefields – one wrong move and you’re in detention.
I may be back to school, but my ability to daydream is forever in recess mode.
If life is a test, then school is just the warm-up.
I have a black belt in pencil sharpening and a PhD in hallway dodgeball.
I may not excel at math, but my talent for finding all the hidden snacks in my bag is unrivaled.
Why study for hours when the entire internet is at my fingertips?
I may be back in school, but my ability to find creative excuses for not doing homework is as sharp as ever.
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