Laugh Out Loud with These Hilarious Food Quotes

I’m sorry for what I said when I was hungry.

I’m on a seafood diet. I see food, and I eat it!

I’m not fat, I’m just easy to see.

I only eat cake because it’s someone’s birthday somewhere.

I’m not a chef, but I can burn water

I’m on a whiskey diet. I’ve lost three days already.

Wine is the answer. What was the question again?

I hate when I’m making a milkshake, and boys just show up in my yard.

I’m not clumsy, I’m just a food ninja.

I followed my heart, and it led me to the fridge.

I’m a firm believer that cheese makes everything better, especially cheese.

I’m not lazy, I’m just conserving energy.

I’m a potato. Just deal with it.

I’m on a chocolate diet. It’s not working, but I’m happy.

I’m not addicted to chocolate; we’re just in a committed relationship.

I’m not fat, I’m just so freakin’ sexy it overflows.

I’m available for sushi and chill.

I’m not a vegetarian because I love animals. I’m a vegetarian because I hate plants.

I’m not a vegetarian, but I eat animals who are.

I’m not a vegetarian, but I eat animals who are.

I’m not a chef; I’m a food artist.

I’m on a whiskey diet. I lost three days already.

I’m on a 30-day diet. So far, I’ve lost 15 days.

Laugh Out Loud with These Hilarious Food Quotes part 2

I’m not on a seafood diet. I’m on a chocolate, pizza, and wine diet.

I’m not fat; I’m an under-tall giant.

I don’t need anger management. I need people to stop pissing me off while I’m hungry.

I’m a small fries in a big world.

I’m not fat; I’m just a little husky.

I’m not fat; I’m just so sexy it overflows.

I’m not fat; I’m cultivating mass.

I’m not fat; I’m just easy to see.

I’m not stuck up; I’m just allergic to basic.

I’m not a vegetarian because I love animals. I’m a vegetarian because I hate plants.

I don’t need a personal trainer; I need someone to follow me around and slap the unhealthy food out of my hand.

I’m not clumsy; it’s just the floor hates me, the table and chairs are bullies, and the walls get in my way.

I’m on a whiskey diet. I’ve already lost four days.

I’m not a chef; I’m a food experimentalist.

I’m not a chef; I’m a food magician.

I’m not on a diet, I’m just on a self-control vacation.

I’m not fat, I’m just so freakin’ sexy it overflows.

I’m not lazy; I’m just energy-saving.

I’m not a chef; I’m a food enthusiast.

I’m not a chef; I just take cool food pics.

I’m not a chef; I just eat like one.

I’m on a whiskey diet. I’ve already lost three days.