Laugh Out Loud with These Funny Weed Quotes!

I’m not addicted to weed, I’m just in a committed relationship with it.

Weed doesn’t make you lazy, it just gives you a healthy appreciation for relaxation.

Weed is my therapist, my escape, and my best friend.

If smoking weed was a sport, I’d be a professional athlete.

I don’t need luck, I just need weed.

I may not be perfect, but my weed stash is.

Weed may not solve all your problems, but neither does milk.

Don’t judge a blunt by its cover.

I don’t get high, I get elevated.

The only thing I’m smoking hot is my joint.

Rolling a joint is my version of arts and crafts.

Inhale the positive, exhale the negative.

I’m sorry for what I said when I was high.

When life gives you lemons, make a lemon-haze joint.

Weed: proof that Mother Nature has a sense of humor.

Never trust a person who doesn’t enjoy the smell of weed.

Weed: the only plant I can keep alive.

Smoking weed is my kind of yoga.

If you can’t handle me at my highest, you don’t deserve me at my munchies.

Weed: the key to unlocking my creativity.

Weed is my secret weapon against stress and bad vibes.

I’m not lazy, I just have a strong appreciation for chilling.

My M.O. is THC, not FBI.

Weed: the antidote to my seriousness.

Smoking weed is my form of aromatherapy.

The best ideas come when you least expect them, usually after a joint.

Laugh Out Loud with These Funny Weed Quotes! part 2

I’m not addicted to weed, I’m just committed to enjoying life.

Smoking weed is my version of getting a PhD in chillology.

When life gets tough, roll a fatty and puff.

Weed and creativity go together like peanut butter and jelly.

I’m just a normal person with an extraordinary weed collection.

Behind every successful person is a bowl of weed.

Inhale the future, exhale the past.

If smoking weed is wrong, then I don’t want to be right.

Some people have guardian angels, I have guardian buds.

Weed: the herb of inspiration.

Good vibes only, with a side of weed.

I have a PhD in 420 studies.

Weed is my superhero cape.

I may not be a magician, but I can make this weed disappear.

If life gives you weed, roll a joint and share.

Weed: the secret ingredient to my happiness.

I can’t control the world, but I can control my weed stash.

Weed is the answer, no matter what the question.

There’s no such thing as too much weed, just not enough time.