Laugh Out Loud with Hilarious Shopping Quotes!

Everything is 50% off, even my self-control.

The only shopping I need is retail therapy.

I buy shoes because they’re the only thing that fits no matter what.

My credit card is my favorite accessory.

If shopping was a sport, I’d have a gold medal.

Online shopping: my favorite form of cardio.

Life is short, buy the shoes.

My shopping cart is always full, but my bank account is always empty.

Money can’t buy happiness, but it can buy a new wardrobe.

I have a love-hate relationship with my overflowing closet.

Shopping: the only reason I check my bank account.

My shopping habit is just my way of supporting the economy.

I can resist anything except a good sale.

My credit card company loves me more than I love myself.

I may be broke, but at least I look fabulous.

Shopping is the best workout – it lifts your mood and your credit limit.

My shopping addiction should be considered a talent.

I’m not a shopaholic; I’m helping the economy one swipe at a time.

I have a PhD in online shopping.

Shopping is my cardio – my bank account can vouch for it.

I shop, therefore I am.

Shopping tip: if it’s on sale, buy it. If it’s not on sale, think about it.

I don’t need an excuse to shop; it’s a basic human right.

When in doubt, I shop it out.

Life is too short to wear boring clothes.

Laugh Out Loud with Hilarious Shopping Quotes! part 2

I shop so I don’t have to think about my problems.

My closet is a reflection of my ever-changing mood.

Shopping: the path to enlightenment and a new pair of shoes.

The mall is my happy place.

I’m not a shopaholic, I’m helping the economy one purchase at a time.

Shopping is the answer; who cares what the question is.

I may not be able to afford a house, but my shoe collection is impressive.

The only time I feel truly alive is when I’m swiping my credit card.

My fashion sense may be questionable, but my shopping skills are unbeatable.

I don’t need therapy, I just need a shopping spree.

Shopping is my favorite form of self-expression.

When life gives you lemons, buy a new outfit.

Retail therapy: because there’s no problem a new pair of shoes can’t solve.

I shop to forget about my problems, even if it’s just temporarily.

I may not have a lot of money, but I have a lot of clothes.

Shopping is my superpower, and my closet is my secret lair.

Shopping is my way of showing the world who I am without saying a word.

My shopping cart is always full, but my refrigerator is always empty.

I may not be rich, but my wardrobe says otherwise.

My shopping motto: When in doubt, buy it in every color.