Kath and Kim Quotes

Look at moi, look at moi!

Noice, different, unusual!

She’s a hunter and I’m gatherer!

I’m a hornbag, but I’m not promiscuous!

How’s your cervix, mum?

No, I’m not moody just ’cause I don’t want to talk to you, Kim!

I don’t do changing rooms. They’re for clothes that are on special.

Oh, look at me, I’m as happy as Kim in a shoe sale!

Kim, this top has too much sophistication for you.

I am elegance, class, and Christianity, all rolled into one.

I think I’ve written my name wrong.

This is so delicious, I could eat a whole wheel of cheese.

I can feel the weight of my hair, it’s pulling my neck.

Look at that bird up there, he’s so pretty and free. We’re the same, me and him.

Kim, you’re about as efficient as an ashtray on a motorbike.

I’ve got a zip at the front, I’m ahead of me time.

Mother Nature sure went to town on your dad.

Fiona, you’re as subtle as a brick in a sock!

I’m not a snack, I’m the whole damn buffet!

Kim, you couldn’t organise anything. You couldn’t even organise your way out of a wet paper bag.

Netball is not just a sport, it’s an existential state of being.

I’m handling this in my own unique way, Kim. With every denial I get stronger.

Oh, bugger Bunning’s, let’s go shopping!

Kath and Kim Quotes part 2

I’ll have anything that’s not nailed down, thanks.

I don’t want to be a Yummy Mummy, I want to be a Slummy Mummy!

I’m not a greedy person; I just have a large appetite for life.

I’m a foxy lady and I know it.

I dare you to say ‘no’ to me, Mum. I’m like a bulldozer, but in human form.

I’m going for voluptuous, Kim.

Don’t worry about me, Kim, I have the brain of a university graduate.

Don’t tell me what to do, Kim, I’m older and wiser than you.

Kim, don’t talk to me about responsibility, I left that at the door when I walked in.

You have been an absolute disappointment, Kim. I expected nothing less from you.

I’m a suburban icon, Kim. Just by being here, I make these people feel better about themselves.

I was going to wear my kaftan, but Mum doesn’t let me out of the house in that without a prescription.

Can’t we all just get along? No, we can’t, Kim, because some of us are normal and some of us are not!

You can’t have a cheap plastic mixed with a genuine diamond, Kim. It’s a class thing!

I am a fine wine, Kim. I just need time to breathe.

If life were a fairytale, I’d be the princess, Kim. And you’d be the evil stepmother.

I’m not lazy, Kim. I’m just conserving energy for the important things in life.

I’ll take it as nudity, Kim. Don’t ruin my fantasy!

You can take the girl out of Fountain Lakes, but you can’t take Fountain Lakes out of the girl, Kim.

Waddley, waddley, poo bum!

I’m not a regular mum, Kim. I’m a cool mum.

Who needs a man when you have a pair of shoes like these, Kim?