Jules Winnfield Quotes

Say ‘what’ again, I dare you, I double dare you motherf***er! – Jules Winnfield

You know, walk the earth, meet people… get into adventures. Like Caine from ‘Kung Fu.’

I’m not a shepherd, but I am definitely the sheepdog.

You don’t need a reason to help somebody.

Just because you are a character doesn’t mean you have character.

I don’t give a damn what men find attractive. It’s unfortunate what we find pleasing to the touch and pleasing to the eye is seldom the same.

You ain’t got no problem, Jules. I’m on the motherf***er. Go back in there, chill them n***as out and wait for the cavalry, which should be coming directly.

If my answers frighten you, then you should cease asking scary questions.

Aw man, I shot Marvin in the face.

You know, Jules, this is some serious gourmet s***.

I’m ’bout to go medieval on your ass.

I’m gonna get medieval on his a**!

English, motherf***er! Do you speak it?

Are you calling me on a cellular phone? I don’t know you. Who is this? Don’t come here, I’m hanging up the phone. Prank caller, prank caller!

If my answers frighten you, then you should cease asking scary questions.

I’ve had my subconscious liberated. It’s a bitch.

Do you see a sign in front of my house that says ‘Dead N***er Storage?’

I don’t need you to tell me how good my coffee is, okay? I’m the one who buys it. I know how good it is. When Bonnie goes shopping she buys s***. I buy the gourmet expensive stuff because when I drink it I want to taste it.

Jules Winnfield Quotes part 2

You will know my name is the Lord when I lay my vengeance upon thee.

That’s just it, Winston Wolf. That’s an impossible situation. It’s only happened once in a blue moon.

The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the inequities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men.

I’m Winston Wolf. I solve problems.

I don’t remember asking you a goddamn thing.

I’m prepared to scour the Earth for that motherf***er. If Butch goes to Indochina, I want a n***a hiding in a bowl of rice ready to pop a cap in his ass.

Well allow me to retort…

You, Flock of Seagulls, you know why we’re here? Why don’t you tell my man Vincent where you got the s*** hid at?

Now, I’m not sure exactly what it means, but I’m positive it’s a bad thing.

If Bonnie comes home and finds a dead body in her house, I’m gonna get divorced. No marriage counselor, no trial separation, just f***in’ divorced.

I’m ’bout to go medieval on your ass.

You’re gonna be takin’ Mia Wallace out on a date?

I got a threshold, Jules. I got a threshold for the abuse that I’ll take. Now, right now, I’m a f***in’ racecar, right, and you got me in the red. I’m just sayin’, I could blow.

That’s what I’ve been sitting here contemplating. First, I’m going to deliver this case to Marsellus, then, basically, I’m done. I’m going to California.

You wanna play blind man? Go walk with the shepherd. But me, my eyes are wide f***in’ open.

We had what professionals call a Mexican standoff.

You see, this profession is filled to the brim with unrealistic motherf***ers.

Normally, both your a**es would be dead as f***ing fried chicken, but you happen to pull this s*** while I’m in a transitional period.

You gotta have an opinion. I mean, do you think that God came down from Heaven and stopped the bullets?

That’s thirty minutes away. I’ll be there in ten.

The night of the fight, you may feel a slight sting. That’s pride f***ing with you. F*** pride!

Just because you are a character doesn’t mean you have character.

I’m not gonna give you any bullshit. I don’t have to. I’m gonna tell you what I’m gonna do and then I’m gonna do it. That’s it. Done. It’s in the can.

You’re gonna be takin’ Mia Wallace out on a date?

The mouth of the righteous man is a well of wisdom and the head of a pin is the temple of his thoughts.

Whether or not what we experienced was an According to Hoyle miracle is insignificant. What is significant is that I felt the touch of God.

How many motherf***in’ snakes are gonna be on this motherf***in’ plane?