Joker quotes from The Dark Knight

Why so serious?

I believe whatever doesn’t kill you simply makes you stranger.

I’m not a monster, I’m just ahead of the curve.

Do I really look like a guy with a plan?

I like my victims like I like my jokes… dark.

Introduce a little anarchy. Upset the established order, and everything becomes chaos.

Madness is like gravity. All it takes is a little push.

You see, in their last moments, people show you who they really are.

The only sensible way to live in this world is without rules.

The mob has plans, the cops have plans, Gordon’s got plans. You know, they’re schemers. Schemers trying to control their little worlds.

If you’re good at something, never do it for free.

They laugh at me because I’m different. I laugh at them because they’re all the same.

I may look like a clown, but I’m far from it. Clowns have a sense of humor.

Anyone can be a hero. Even a man who does something as simple as putting a coat around a young boy’s shoulders to let him know that the world hadn’t ended.

Smile, because it confuses people. Smile, because it’s easier than explaining what is killing you inside.

The thing about chaos is that it’s fair.

I don’t want to kill you. What would I do without you? You complete me.

You either die a hero, or you live long enough to see yourself become the villain.

You see, I’m a guy of simple taste. I enjoy dynamite, and gunpowder, and gasoline!

The greatest thing about Batman is that he is just a man. Even if it is a larger-than-life symbol, he’s still a man, just like me.

You know what I noticed? Nobody panics when things go according to plan. Even if the plan is horrifying.

Nobody panics when things go according to plan. Even if the plan is horrifying!

As you know, madness is like gravity…all it takes is a little push.

I don’t want to kill you! What would I do without you? Go back to ripping off mob dealers, no, no… no you, you complete me.

You see, in their last moments, people show you who they really are.

Why so serious? Let’s put a smile on that face!

Can’t rely on anyone these days, you have to do everything yourself, don’t we?

Here’s my card.

I took Gotham’s white knight and brought him down to our level. It wasn’t hard. You see, madness, as you know, is like gravity. All it takes is a little push!

Do I really look like a guy with a plan, Harvey? I don’t have a plan.

It’s not about the money, it’s about sending a message.

Have you ever danced with the devil in the pale moonlight?

I’m not a monster, I’m just ahead of the curve.

You know, I’ll settle for his loved ones.

You see, I’m not a monster. I’m just ahead of the curve.

Nobody panics when things go ‘according to plan’. Even if the plan is horrifying.

I believe that whatever doesn’t kill you simply makes you… stranger.

I don’t want to kill you! What would I do without you? Go back to ripping off mob dealers? No, no, no! You. You complete me.

The pen, is truly mightier than the sword!

All you care about is money. This city deserves a better class of criminal. And I’m gonna give it to them!

It’s not about money… it’s about sending a message.

Those mob fools want you gone so they can get back to the way things were. But I know the truth: there’s no going back. A new day is dawning. And the only way forward… is to destroy everything that came before. I’m going to make you understand.

I believe whatever doesn’t kill you simply makes you… stranger.

Smile, because it confuses people. Smile, because it’s easier than explaining what is killing you inside.

The only sensible way to live in this world is without rules.

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