Joker Quotes

Why so serious?

I’m not a monster. I’m just ahead of the curve.

Do I really look like a guy with a plan?

Smile, because it confuses people. Smile, because it’s easier than explaining what is killing you inside.

Introduce a little anarchy. Upset the established order, and everything becomes chaos.

Madness is like gravity. All it takes is a little push.

The only sensible way to live in this world is without rules.

I’m not a schemer. I try to show the schemers how pathetic their attempts to control things really are.

Nobody panics when things go ‘according to plan.’ Even if the plan is horrifying!

If you’re good at something, never do it for free.

People will believe anything if it’s spoken with enough authority.

You see, their morals, their code… it’s a bad joke. Dropped at the first sign of trouble.

I do things that people can’t.

Would you die for me? That’s too easy. Would you… would you live for me?

Some men just want to watch the world burn.

The mob has plans, the cops have plans, Gordon’s got plans. They’re schemers. Schemers trying to control their little worlds. I’m not a schemer, I try to show the schemers how pathetic their attempts to control things really are.

The pen, is truly mightier than the sword!

I’m an agent of chaos.

You know what I am? I’m a dog chasing cars. I wouldn’t know what to do with one if I caught it!

Joker Quotes part 2

All it takes is one bad day to reduce the sanest man alive to lunacy.

As you know, madness is like gravity…all it takes is a little push.

Nobody panics when everything goes according to plan. Even if the plan is horrifying.

If you make yourself more than just a man, if you devote yourself to an ideal, and if they can’t stop you… then you become something else entirely. Legend, Mr. Wayne.

I believe whatever doesn’t kill you simply makes you stranger.

Never rub another man’s rhubarb.

Time to prove to your friends that you’re worth a damn.

What doesn’t kill you, simply makes you… stranger.

Oh, I wouldn’t be here if I hadn’t had a taste.

All you care about is money. This city deserves a better class of criminal…

We stopped checking for monsters under our bed when we realized they were inside us.

I’ve seen enough blood and death. I know what’s coming.

Haven’t you ever heard of the healing power of laughter?

You’re just a freak… like me!

Desire becomes surrender, surrender becomes power.

You know, I just do things.

I’ve had a past, but I don’t dwell on it. I prefer to keep moving forward.

I’m not a monster. I’m just ahead of the curve.

I don’t want to kill you! What would I do without you? Go back to rippin’ off mob dealers? No, no. No, you… you complete me.

Do I really look like a guy with a plan? You know what I am? I’m a dog chasing cars. I wouldn’t know what to do with one if I caught it! You know, I just… do things. The mob has plans. The cops have plans. Gordon’s got plans. You know, they’re schemers. Schemers trying to control their little worlds. I’m not a schemer. I try to show the schemers how pathetic their attempts to control things really are.

I believe that whatever doesn’t kill you simply makes you… stranger.

I’m an idea. A state of mind.

Those mob fools want you gone so they can get back to the way things were. But I know the truth: there’s no going back. You’ve changed things… forever.

The only sensible way to live in this world is without rules.

Madness is the emergency exit, you can just step outside and close the door on all those dreadful things that happened. You can lock them away… forever.

This town deserves a better class of criminal. And I’m gonna give it to them.