Joker movie quotes

Why so serious?

I believe whatever doesn’t kill you, simply makes you… stranger.

Madness is like gravity…all it takes is a little push.

You see, in their last moments, people show you who they really are.

The only sensible way to live in this world is without rules.

I’m like a dog chasing cars, I wouldn’t know what to do if I caught one.

Do I really look like a guy with a plan?

Introduce a little anarchy, upset the established order and everything becomes chaos.

If you’re good at something, never do it for free.

I used to think my life was a tragedy, but now I realize it’s a comedy.

Tomorrow, I’m gonna show Gotham what true freedom really looks like.

Do I really look like the kind of guy who’d knock on your door?

I’m not a monster, I’m just ahead of the curve.

The worst part about having a mental illness is people expect you to behave as if you don’t.

You can’t rely on anyone these days, you gotta do everything yourself, don’t we? That’s ok, I came prepared, it’s not a problem, I got a solution… here… my Father gave it to me… here, listen to this…

I used to think that my life was a tragedy, but now I realize, it’s a comedy.

Nobody panics when things go according to plan. Even if the plan is horrifying.

You get what you fucking deserve!

When you bring me out, can you introduce me as Joker?

I killed those men because they were awful. Everybody is awful these days.

They don’t give a shit about people like you, Arthur. And they don’t give a shit about people like me either.

All I have are negative thoughts.

I hope my death makes more cents than my life.

They laugh at me because I’m different, I laugh at them because they’re all the same.

I just hope my death makes more cents than my life.

Every day I meet someone like you. I look around and think: ‘My God, everyone is so ugly.’

You don’t listen, do you? You just ask the same questions every week. ‘How’s your job?’, ‘Are you having negative thoughts’. All I have are negative thoughts.

I used to think my life was a tragedy, but now I realize… it’s a fucking comedy.

The worst part about having a mental illness is people expect you to behave as if you don’t.

For my whole life, I didn’t know if I even existed. But I do, and people are starting to notice.

I’m not political. I’m just trying to make people laugh.

The thing about having a mental illness is that people expect you to behave as if you don’t.

You know what?! You get what you fucking deserve!

And I… I’ve shown Gotham that if it’s anything, it’s how society really is, decades of infrastructure and civilization just wiped away in an instant – like that!

Gotham was a dump long before I got here.

All it takes is one bad day to reduce the sanest man alive to lunacy.

I used to think that my life was a tragedy, but now I realize it’s a comedy.

There’s something so gorgeous about you people. You’re all so desperate to be seen.

We live in a society where honor is a distant memory.

The thing about chaos is…it’s fair.

Comedy is subjective, Murray. Isn’t that what they say? All of you, the system that knows so much…you decide what’s right or wrong the same way you decide what’s funny or not.

I’ll tell you what you get! You get what you fucking deserve!

In a world ruled by chaos, only the truly insane can truly be free.

I may be crazy enough to take on Batman, but the IRS? No, thank you!

The real Joker was warping your mind, making you think your city was sick.