Sometimes people deserve to have their faith rewarded.
Smile, because it confuses people. Smile, because it’s easier than explaining what is killing you inside.
I’m not a monster, I’m just ahead of the curve.
Do I look like someone who cares what God thinks?
The only sensible way to live in this world is without rules.
I took Gotham’s white knight and I brought him down to our level.
I believe whatever doesn’t kill you, simply makes you…stranger.
One by one, they’ll hear my call. Then this wicked town will follow my fall.
The only difference between me and a madman is that I am not mad.
Why so serious?
All it takes is one bad day to reduce the sanest man alive to lunacy.
A man with nothing to fear is a man with nothing to love.
Madness is like gravity…all it takes is a little push.
I enjoy dynamite, and gunpowder…and gasoline!
You see, in their last moments, people show you who they really are.
The real joke is your stubborn, bone-deep conviction that somehow, somewhere, all of this makes sense!
I’m not a psychopath, I’m a high-functioning psychotic.
I don’t wanna kill you! What would I do without you?
I’m like a dog chasing cars; I wouldn’t know what to do if I caught one!
If you’re good at something, never do it for free.
Give a man a mask, and he’ll become his true self.
Introduce a little anarchy. Upset the established order and everything becomes…chaos.
You will be a curse upon Gotham. Children will wake from their sleep, screaming at the thought of you. Your legacy will be death and madness.
Haven’t you ever heard of the healing power of laughter?
You complete me, Harley.
In a world full of monsters with friendly faces, it’s hard to know who to trust.
Love is like a roller coaster ride, with both ups and downs. But only a fool shies away from the thrill.
Together, we can create a beautiful kind of madness.
We’re two sides of the same coin. One to make chaos, the other to keep order.
A mind needs books as a sword needs a whetstone, if it is to keep its edge.
Maybe we’re meant to be crazy. After all, we found each other in this mad world.
Why settle for a prince when you can have a king of chaos?
Don’t let anyone steal your smile, especially me.
Everyone’s a critic, but not everyone’s a joker.
There’s nothing more dangerous than letting someone who has nothing to lose loose in the world.
I choose chaos over sanity any day.
There’s nothing quite as satisfying as driving someone to the brink of madness, then offering them a way out.
Life’s a joke, and I’m the punchline.
Let’s make them laugh, Harley, even if it’s through tears.
Monsters don’t have nightmares, unless you call guilt a nightmare.
I may be crazy, but I’m not stupid.
You don’t have to be crazy to love me, but it helps.
The best way to someone’s heart is through their funny bone.
We’re a match made in the darkest corners of Gotham.
Life is short, make sure you step on a few toes along the way.
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