Johnny Bravo Quotes

I’m pretty, I’m blonde, and I’m fabulous!

Johnny Bravo doesn’t do subtle.

I don’t avoid women, but I do deny them my essence.

I’m Johnny Bravo, the original ladies’ man.

The only thing bigger than my muscles is my ego.

Did it hurt when you fell from heaven? Because you look like an angel, and I’m Johnny Bravo.

I’m too handsome to be ignored.

I don’t have a six-pack; I have a whole cheese wheel.

I’m not conceited, just convinced of my awesomeness.

Elvis ain’t got nothin’ on me.

I don’t chase women; they chase me.

I’m not just a man; I’m a man’s man.

You want a piece of me? You can’t handle this.

I don’t need a pickup line; I’m Johnny Bravo.

Here I am, what are your other two wishes?

I don’t have pet names; I have nicknames for my biceps.

I’m not vain; I just love looking at myself.

I don’t have haters; I have admirers who are jealous.

I am too sexy for my own good.

I’m the king of cool, the master of smooth, and the Sultan of swagger.

There are three things in life that are certain: death, taxes, and Johnny Bravo being irresistible.

I don’t need a cape to be a superhero; my charm is my superpower.

I’m not arrogant; I’m just better than everyone else.

I’m not a player; I’m a heartthrob.

I don’t need luck; luck needs me.

I’ve got it all – looks, brains, and brawn.

I’m like a fine wine – I only get better with age.

I’m a man of few words – just kidding, I could talk about myself all day.

I’m a certified genius in the art of picking up chicks.

I’m too hot to handle and too cool to care.

When I walk into a room, the temperature rises.

I don’t need a standing ovation; my presence alone is applaud-worthy.

I’m not just a flirt; I’m a temptation in human form.

I’m not interested in being normal; I’m interested in being extraordinary.

I don’t break hearts; I just leave a trail of broken dreams behind.

I don’t need a love potion; my charm is intoxicating enough.

Rainbows are jealous of my radiance.

I’m not a superhero, but I am super attractive.

They say money can’t buy happiness, but it can buy a date with Johnny Bravo.

I don’t need luck; I create my own opportunities.

I’m a walking, talking, muscle-bound dream come true.

I don’t need a crown to be a king; my confidence is my kingdom.

I don’t follow trends; trends follow me.

I’m the guy your mother warned you about – and your father secretly envies.

I’m a miracle worker – I can make any woman smile.