The name’s Bond. James Bond.
I never joke about my work, 007.
Never say ‘no’ to adventures. Always say ‘yes,’ otherwise you’ll lead a very dull life.
I take pleasure in anything that involves water, Mr. Bond.
I think he got the point.
Bond, James Bond. I have a license to kill, and you’re standing in my way.
World domination. The same old dream. Our asylums are full of people who think they’re Napoleon.
The distance between insanity and genius is measured only by success.
I always knew death would wear a familiar face. But not yours.
You can’t kill me! You’re a monk!
Bond, I need you to come back to life. We have business to attend to.
You should have brought cocoa.
The things I do for my country.
I thought Christmas only comes once a year.
I never miss.
I’m just a professional doing a job.
You were expecting someone else?
You’re cleverer than you look.
Bond. James Bond. Not one of their flying things.
Just a slight stiffness coming on.
Everyone needs a hobby.
I’m not a hero. I’m a high-functioning sociopath.
Music always sounds better when you’re holding a gun.
I have a history of taking apart little gadgets and toys. It’s how I get the circuit boards out.
Are you familiar with the concept of gasoline?
Mr. Bond, you appear with the tedious inevitability of an unloved season.
I always thought M was a randomly assigned initial, I had no idea it stood for…mother.
I think you’re just getting started.
You believe in a deity, Mr. Bond?
You should never mix business with pleasure.
I got a little behind in my work, Mr. Bond.
Sometimes the old ways are the best.
Do you have a habit of rescuing damsels in distress?
You don’t need the gun, Commander.
You’ve taken good care of your body. Such a waste!
Jealous husbands and jilted lovers. That sort of thing?
Apologies for the lack of sentiment, Mr. Bond. I have no interest in emotions.
Are you a gambling man, Mr. Bond?
You know, James, I just want to be loved.
I’m glad I got the opportunity to meet you before you die.
Your file shows no kills. And it takes…two.
Elementary, my dear Watson.
I have been known to keep my tip up.
You’re a hard man to impress, James.
We’re outnumbered, Bond. Don’t give up.
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