Jake Quotes Adventure Time

Sometimes life is scary and dark. That is why we must find the light.

Sucking at something is the first step towards being sorta good at something.

Dude, suckin’ at something is the first step towards being sorta good at something.

Everything small is just a smaller version of something big!

Dude, we’re like the champions of the impossible!

Adventure time, come on, grab your friends. We’ll go to very distant lands.

Being nice is something stupid people do to hedge their bets.

I know we’re all gonna die someday, but I’d like to think that when I do, I’ll live on as a part of Jake forever.

Oh, my glob!

Sometimes you want someone and you want to kiss and be with them, but you can’t because responsibility demands sacrifice.

I’m not a hero. I’m a high-functioning disaster.

You’re getting all up into mathematics again, when you should be listening to what your heart says.

Dude, suckin’ at something is the first step to being sorta good at something.

Responsibility demands sacrifice.

No, don’t touch that. That’s like, the most evil thing I ever heard.

You are the king of my heart.

Everything weird is normal when you know what it is.

You know, I’m getting kind of tired. Do you think you could just write letters instead of singing them?

Words, algebraic!

I think that small things made of dry leaves are good.

I’m not a hero. I’m a high-functioning failure.

Squeezin’ at 35 pounds per square inch!

You’re going to have to help me out a little here, man.

I’m sorry, Finn. I can’t help you commit scumbaggery.

Sometimes life is scary and dark, but it gets better.

Dude, I can’t refuse a fist bump.

Wisdom means not fighting or hurting others.

I’ve had a hard life. People age fast when they’re giant dogs.

Slimes make me wanna puke, man.

Always trust your gut. Your gut is like this… inner, thing that knows what’s up… trust your gut.

Whatevs, man. This is what heroes do. They save people.

It ain’t the sword, it’s the sword swinger!

You got to focus on what’s real, man.

You are the stretchy to my dog.

When bad things happen, I know you want to believe they are a joke, but sometimes life is scary and dark. That is why we must find the light.

Sucking at something is the first step to being sorta good at something.

Dude, suckin’ at something is the first step to being sorta good at something.

You shouldn’t start fights, you should finish them!

I’ve rediscovered my love for killing.

Never give up! Unless you get really tired.

Being a hero means fighting back even when it seems impossible.

Dude, you stink. Smell my feet.

Don’t you always call sweat ‘the natural way’?

You are my bro forever. We’re going to have all kinds of adventures together. Yeah… I’m pretty sure life didn’t get any cooler than what we have going on here.

I’m just a normal kid who wants to do normal kid things, like eat pies and play b-ball with my friends okay?

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