You know what’s a good idea? Putting Gatorade in trees. It’s got electrolytes, plants crave electrolytes!
Why use your brain when you can just use a YouTube tutorial?
When in doubt, just follow the Twitter mob.
The best way to solve problems is to blame someone else.
Why think for yourself when you can just rely on groupthink?
Intelligence is overrated. Who needs it when you have reality TV?
If we keep dumbing down society, eventually everyone will be a genius.
Why strive for excellence when mediocrity is so much easier?
Embrace ignorance, it’s the new wisdom.
Common sense is so last century.
Education is for losers. Knowledge is for nerds.
The only thing scarier than a dumb person is a dumb person in power.
It’s not about being right, it’s about being loud.
Why read a book when you can just watch the movie adaptation?
Why learn from history when you can just keep repeating it?
Thinking is hard, let’s just rely on memes for intellectual stimulation.
Knowledge is for the weak. Ignorance is bliss.
Intelligence is just a conspiracy theory created by smart people.
The secret to success is to never have an original thought.
Why bother with facts when you can just make stuff up?
If you can’t Google it, it’s not worth knowing.
Thinking is for losers. Just go with your gut.
Why have a debate when you can just shout over each other?
Idiocracy Quotes – Wisdom and Humor from the Cult Classic Film part 2
The louder you yell, the more right you are.
Why strive for knowledge when you can just binge-watch reality TV?
Dumb it down and watch the ratings go up.
Why question authority when you can just blindly obey?
Why understand science when you can just claim it’s a hoax?
Curiosity killed the cat, but ignorance killed the entire population.
The best way to learn is to never try at all.
Why have an informed opinion when you can just regurgitate someone else’s?
Why have a rigorous debate when you can just throw insults?
Knowledge is power, but ignorance is bliss.
Why problem solve when you can just blame someone else?
What’s the point of critical thinking when you can just follow the crowd?
The key to success is to never question anything.
Why strive for intellectual growth when you can just watch reality TV?
The dumbing down of society: it’s a revolution of stupidity.
Why innovate when you can just copy?
If you can’t understand it, ridicule it.
Why seek the truth when you can just believe what you want to believe?
The more you know, the more you realize how little everyone else knows.
Why bother with logic when you can just rely on emotions?
The best way to solve a problem is to pretend it doesn’t exist.
Why have real conversations when you can just argue on the internet?
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