Iconic Reservoir Dogs Quotes

I don’t tip because society says I have to. All right, I’ll tip if somebody really deserves a tip. The waiter ends up being a really good sport about it. They overcame obstacles, they don’t whine, they don’t complain, they just waddle on over and do the best they can.

I’m hungry. Let’s get a taco.

Are you gonna bark all day, little doggy, or are you gonna bite?

If you fucking beat this prick long enough, he’ll tell you he’s got a glass jaw.

We’re all gonna sit here, we’re all gonna wait, and if in five minutes, a cop hasn’t arrived, we’re gonna start killing people.

Just because you are a character doesn’t mean that you have character.

There’s a flip side to that coin. What if you do got me boxed in and I gotta put you down?

Any of you fucking pricks move, and I’ll execute every motherfucking last one of you!

You don’t wanna fuck with me! I got a Vic Vega big brother who likes to kill motherfuckers like you!

Shit! You shoot me in a dream, you better wake up and apologize.

You shoot me in a dream, you better wake up and apologize.

You have no idea what I’m capable of.

You see that kid, he used to be white like me till Floyd gave him a little demonstration in color.

There’s something about this that’s so black it’s like how much more black could this be? And the answer is none. None more black.

Iconic Reservoir Dogs Quotes part 2

Are you gonna bark all day, little doggy, or are you gonna bite?

If I’m curt with you it’s because time is a factor. I think fast, I talk fast, and I need you guys to act fast if you wanna get out of this. So, pretty please, with sugar on top, clean the fucking car.

You’re acting like a first year fucking thief, I’m acting like a professional.

Mostly, I’m scared of walking out of this room and never feeling the rest of my whole life the way I feel when I’m with you.

I don’t give a fuck what you know or don’t know, but I’m gonna torture you anyway.

If you shoot me in a dream, you better wake up and apologize.

You shoot me in a dream, you better wake up and apologize.

What the fuck happened to you, man? Your ass used to be beautiful.

Don’t you just love it when you come back from the bathroom and find your food waiting for you?

I didn’t create the situation, I’m just dealing with it.

You’re acting like a first year thief, I’m acting like a professional.

You said you didn’t want to sit next to a bunch of guys, but you didn’t say you didn’t want to drink beer.

All right, everybody be cool. You, be cool.

You like that, huh? You like that?

No matter how mean they get, follow their lead.

Hey, if you’re gonna do a bank robbery, you don’t lie about it afterward, alright? Lie about where you’re going on your vacation or something, but it’s important to stay in character.

You gotta be able to maintain and control… It’s like when you and your chick are having an argument and it gets outta control, you gotta put a cap on that shit.

I’m fucking dying here. I’m fucking dying.

You know what this is? It’s the world’s smallest violin playing ‘My Heart Bleeds for You’.

You’re supposed to be keeping a lookout, not playing with yourself like some goddamn cherub in a homosexual boy-band. And besides, your pinky ring is facing backwards.

Don’t you have anything to say besides the usual bullshit?

Do you think that fucking Joe’s gonna hang around while you go argue etiquette with dairy farmers? Shit. You shoot me in a dream, you better wake up and apologize.

We’re not murderers, despite what Billy Ocean might think.

You still need a friend to watch your back.

Look you like a person and you don’t like them, you know? So that’s why I don’t read ’em anymore.

You have many attributes, many attributes.

They just got caught.

If you kill that man, you die next. Repeat: if you kill that man, you die next.

I don’t need you to tell me how fucking good my coffee is, okay? I’m the one who buys it. I know how good it is.

Let’s have a little game of show and tell. You’ll show me yours and I’ll show you mine.

You boys got anything sharp on you?