Humorous Halloween Quotes to Tickle Your Funny Bone

I’m here for the boos.

Witch better have my candy.

If you’ve got it, haunt it.

This witch can be bribed with chocolate.

Forget trick or treat, just give me the treats.

I’m not a regular witch, I’m a spooky witch.

Creepin’ it real since 31st October.

Eat, drink, and be scary.

You say witch like it’s a bad thing.

I’m the reason for the witch in your life.

Fangs for the memories.

Halloween: the one day a year when everyone wears a mask… not just me.

I’m just here for the candy.

Witches be crazy… about Halloween.

I’m a Halloween queen, no tricks, just treats.

I’m too cute to spook.

Halloween isn’t just a day, it’s a lifestyle.

I’m the ghostess with the mostest.

If you’ve got it, haunt it.

Trick or treat yourself.

Eat, drink, and be scary.

I’m the ghostest with the mostest.

I’m just here for the boos.

This witch can be bought with chocolate.

I’m too cute to spook.

Resting witch face.

Witches be crazy about Halloween.

I’m just here for the candy.

If you can’t fly with the big broom, stay off the broomstick.

I put a spell on you, and now you’re mine – for candy!

I’m just here for the boos and boos.

Caution: Enter if you dare.

Having a scream at Halloween.

Humorous Halloween Quotes to Tickle Your Funny Bone part 2

I’m not a regular witch, I’m a cool witch.

Beware of the little monsters on Halloween.

I’m here for the candy, no tricks.

This witch only flies first class.

Just hanging out with my ghoul-friends.

Witch way to the candy?

I’m too gourd-geous for your pumpkin patch.

I’m just here for the candy, forget the tricks.

Hocus pocus, I’m here for the focus… on candy.

Don’t get your broom in a twist.

I’m just bat-tastic.

Witch better have my candy, or else.