Hot Fuzz Quotes

Yarp.

I’m not a man. I’m a super cop.

Showdown!

It’s all about the greater good.

Nobody tells me nothing.

Yarp, sergeant.

Elvis isn’t dead, he just went home.

There’s something suspicious about this village.

I believe I’ve made my point.

Don’t scratch my car!

You can’t lock up the truth.

You’re off the fuckin’ chain!

Armed and dangerously drunk.

Ever fired your gun up in the air and gone, ‘ah’?

For the greater good.

How’s your hand?

Accidents happen all the time.

People like Frank need people like me.

What’s the matter, Danny? Never taken a shortcut before?

This isn’t exactly driving on the correct side of the road, is it?

You’re just a doctor. You’re just an android.

I don’t want to be the man who killed Santa Claus.

This village has a dark secret.

It’s not a real murder, it’s just entertainment.

You need a killer name. Bad Boys, Bad Boys… what you gonna do?

It’s all going on down at the station.

There’s a new shit that’s come to light.

He’ll probably settle down with some nice girl, have a couple of kids, and join the Rotary.

Is it true that there’s a place in a man’s head that if you shoot it, it will blow up?

I’m sorry about the swan.

Prepare to be disappointed.

Can’t remember the details? Must be a happening.

You’re a slasher and you’re a sadist and you’re an aberration!

This is a bloody outrage, it is!

We can all go home! Bird has had sex.

Take comfort… you’re one ugly motherfucker.

I’m here to kick ass and chew bubblegum, and I’m all out of bubblegum.

You have no idea what I’m capable of.

You have the right to remain silent… murder suspect.

The Sandford police are the best of the best of the best, sir!

Handbrake!

What was your method?

I may not be perfect, but neither are you.

I can be like a bloodhound with a biscuit when it comes to finding clues.

It’s a fuzzy little man peach.