Hilarious and Iconic Quotes from Johnny Bravo

Hey there, pretty lady! Are you a magician? Because whenever I look at you, everyone else disappears!

I’m not just a pretty face; I’m a pretty muscular face!

Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk by again?

My hair isn’t just great-it’s an international treasure!

I may not be a superhero, but I sure know how to save a date!

With a body like this, who needs a personality?

Confidence is my middle name-actually, it’s Bravo!

I’ve got two speeds: fast and faster!

If looks could kill, I’d be a weapon of mass seduction!

I might not be a brainiac, but I sure know how to have fun!

What’s the secret to my charm? A little muscles and a lot of gel!

I don’t always flex, but when I do, I make sure the world sees it!

Why chase after girls when you can just flaunt your biceps?

When the going gets tough, the tough get their hair done!

I may not be smooth, but I sure know how to make an entrance!

If I had a nickel for every girl who fell for me… I’d still be broke, but happy!

Looks like I have to fight for your heart-any challengers?

My love life is like my hair: always styled, but sometimes a little messy!

I don’t need a gym; the world is my workout!

If you can’t stand the heat, get out of my kitchen!

I’m fluent in a single language: charm!

Every day is a good hair day when you’re Johnny Bravo!

Why fit in when you were born to stand out with style?

Beauty might be skin deep, but my muscles are deep-rooted!

There’s no problem I can’t solve-unless it involves a cook! I burn water!

When life gives me lemons, I squeeze them into my protein shake!

I’m not just chasing dreams; I’m flexing on them!

Let’s be realistic about this: I’m gonna win you over with my looks!

My idea of a perfect date? A mirror and some workout gear!

I’m not single; I’m in a committed relationship with my reflection!

Who needs a wingman when you’ve got confident hair?

Success is 10% inspiration and 90% fabulous hair!

Just because I’m fabulous doesn’t mean I’m not also humble-sometimes!

I don’t run; I glide majestically!

Every gym is my catwalk; every weight is my admirer!

If muscles had feelings, mine would be in love!

Life’s too short for anything but fabulous hair!

In a world full of trends, I’m a classic!

I might not have all the answers, but I definitely have all the looks!

Step aside, world, Johnny Bravo is on the prowl!

I’ve turned flirting into an art form…and I’m the master!

I may not be perfect, but my hair sure is!

If laughter is the best medicine, I’m the pharmacy of fun!

I’m like a fine wine: I just get better and bolder with time!

My heart is as big as my biceps-ready to love and protect!

Daring is my middle name, and charming is my first!

Every walk I take is a runway; every glance is a photoshoot!

Why worry about rejection? I’m basically a heartthrob!

I flex because I care-about my appearance!

In a world of ordinary, be Johnny Bravo extraordinary!