I’m not a doctor, but I play one in real life.
Hangovers are just the morning’s way of saying, ‘You had too much fun last night.’
Do not disturb, severe hangover in progress.
Hangovers are like black holes – they suck the life out of you.
By the power vested in me by a pounding headache, I declare this a hangover day.
The hangover is fierce, but the memories are worth it.
Brains are overrated, especially when you have a hangover.
Today’s activity: trying not to puke while standing up with a hangover.
They say laughter is the best medicine, but after a night of drinking, it’s Gatorade.
I have a love-hate relationship with hangovers – I hate them, but they love me.
Hangovers are nature’s way of telling you to stay in bed and watch Netflix.
I don’t always have hangovers, but when I do, they’re legendary.
My hangover is so bad, it should have its own reality show.
The only thing worse than a hangover is hearing your friends recount what you did last night.
I’m not hungover, I’m just embracing my inner zombie.
Hangovers are just a reminder that you’re not as young as you used to be.
If life gives you lemons, make a cocktail and forget about your hangover.
The first rule of hangover club: You do not talk about hangover club.
Friends don’t let friends drink alone… or deal with hangovers alone.
Hangover Quotes – Alan’s Hilarious and Memorable Lines part 2
It’s not a hangover, it’s a beverage-induced temporary brain malfunction.
Hangover: the body’s way of telling you that it runs on coffee, not alcohol.
I don’t need an alarm clock, I have a hangover to wake me up every morning.
Hangovers: proof that what happens in Vegas doesn’t always stay in Vegas.
The only way to cure a hangover is to have someone make you a big, greasy breakfast.
Hangovers are like exes – they remind you why you broke up in the first place.
Hangovers are temporary, memories are forever – or until you delete them from your phone.
I didn’t choose the hangover life, the hangover life chose me.
Dear hangover, can you kindly pack your bags and vacate my body?
Hangovers are like snowflakes – each one is uniquely unpleasant.
Hangovers: the morning after is always a game of ‘what did I do last night?’
I’m not drunk, I just have a hangover from last night’s party.
Hangovers are a reminder that gravity works, especially when you’re lying down.
The best thing to do when you have a hangover is to pretend you don’t.
Hangovers are red, violets are blue, can somebody please bring me some Advil too?
Feeling rough after a night of partying? Welcome to the hangover club!
Hangovers: reminding you that drinking too much can make you feel like crap.
I don’t always have hangovers, but when I do, they’re epic.
Hangovers: the adult version of being grounded for bad behavior.
Hangovers are like tiny elves hammering at the inside of your skull.
Hangovers are my body’s way of reminding me that I have a terrible sense of self-control.
If you can read this, you’re doing better than my hangover.
I’m not hungover, I’m just practicing for my zombie audition.
Hangovers: proof that what happens in Vegas also happens to your liver.
Hangovers are Mother Nature’s way of saying, ‘I told you so.’
Hangovers are like tattoos – they’re more regrettable when you’re sober.
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