Hangover Quotes

I have a hangover problem, but I plan to drown it in more champagne.

I don’t remember how I got home last night, but my hangover is a pretty good clue.

I always wake up with a hangover and a newfound appreciation for water.

I’ll never learn my lesson: always drink water before bed to avoid a hangover.

My hangovers are like my exes – they always come back to haunt me.

I have a love-hate relationship with hangovers. They remind me of the good times, but also the bad decisions.

The best way to cure a hangover is to never stop drinking.

A hangover is just a reminder that you had a really good night.

Some people have all the luck, I just have all the hangovers.

I don’t get hungover, I get happy hour flashbacks.

If life gives you lemons, make a cocktail and forget about the hangover.

The best cure for a hangover is a hearty breakfast and a mimosa.

Hangovers are like a badge of honor – a physical reminder of a night well spent.

I don’t have a drinking problem, I have a hangover problem.

My doctor said I shouldn’t drink, but hangovers are a great motivator to prove him wrong.

The key to a successful night out is to always have a bottle of water waiting for you in the morning.

They say what doesn’t kill you makes you stronger, but I think they’re talking about hangovers.

If there’s one thing I’ve learned in life, it’s that the best cure for a hangover is more alcohol.

Hangover Quotes part 2

Hangovers are a small price to pay for a night of unforgettable memories.

I see my reflection in the mirror and all I can think is, ‘That’s the face of a hangover.’

I don’t always wake up with a hangover, but when I do, I make sure to make it legendary.

Hangovers are like the morning-after regrets of the liver.

Hangovers are just a reminder that I am a wild and free spirit with questionable decision-making skills.

I don’t let a little thing like a hangover ruin my good time.

Hangovers are like temporary tattoos – they fade away as the day goes on.

My hangovers are proof that I had a better night than you.

I don’t get hangovers, I get life reminders.

A hangover is just your body’s way of telling you that you had a great time.

If you want to conquer a hangover, start drinking again.

The best way to fight a hangover is with a sense of humor and a lot of coffee.

I may have a hangover, but at least I have some great stories to tell.

Hangovers: the price we pay for a night of debauchery and questionable decisions.

I may have a hangover, but I regret nothing.

If life gives you lemons, make a drink and forget about the hangover.

The best way to cure a hangover is to keep drinking until you forget you had one.

I don’t regret moments from a night of drinking, but I do regret the hangover that follows.

Today’s forecast: 100% chance of hangover.

They say the best time to start drinking again is right after a hangover.

A hangover is just your body’s way of saying, ‘I had a great time last night.’

Hangovers are like a mini-vacation for my liver.

I didn’t choose the hangover life, the hangover life chose me.

Hangovers are just temporary, but the memories last forever.

If there’s one thing I’m good at, it’s recovering from a hangover.

Hangovers are like the ghosts of parties past, haunting you the next day.

A hangover is just a reminder that I can party as hard as anyone, even if it hurts in the morning.